Icex420
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Tell us about your first time getting high!
I havent seen this posted. Atleast in the few months ive been here. I think it could be interesting.
Well mine goes like this. Its not extremely interesting so im expecting better stories.. ; )
Well after a night of underage drinking till we throw up like babies, me and my best friend ( a big fat redneck) at the time wake up to hear great news. We are going to smoke our first batch of marijuana today.
Shortly after eating breakfast our buddy cory shows up. He takes us to his house in the middle of the woods. He proceeds to leave us there in hellish anticipation while he goes to pick up some kind bud. He shortly returns with the bud and a cigar. He rolls the blunt, lights it and then passes it to me. I take a giant gulp of smoke and hold it in as long as i can. Funny thing was, it didnt make me caugh at all! Insane. I caugh like a diabetic one half lunged donkey now adays. Anyways... It gets passed to me two or three more times. Im yet to feel the power of the green.Cory tells me i may have no more. And im pissed. I think i convinced him to give me one more hit.
Now before i even start to get high, im allready hungry and eating a fag of funions i found in his cubbord.Then i feel the power. I cannot stop giggling because my redneck friend has this gay funny little laugh that puts me into a retarded trance. I am on the damn floor in the fetal position laughing my teenage *** off. This goes on for about 30 minutes. Yes. Thirty minutes. Untill i get a call from my mother.... I have to go to my grandma's for sunday dinner! cory and my friend jesse begin to freak out because they know that my mother knows where and who i am with. Im due in about an hour.
Cory whips out a free whopper card from his wallet. He said this is your key of virtue and its the only thing we can do. So we hop in his 83 datsun pickup, and head out. I eat the disgusting burger and show up to my grandmothers completely sober. Thats all i remember...
End of story.
Share your stories!!
( i know you guys might have been expecting a punchline at the end but there just wasnt anything funny that happened. Sorry! )
I havent seen this posted. Atleast in the few months ive been here. I think it could be interesting.
Well mine goes like this. Its not extremely interesting so im expecting better stories.. ; )
Well after a night of underage drinking till we throw up like babies, me and my best friend ( a big fat redneck) at the time wake up to hear great news. We are going to smoke our first batch of marijuana today.
Shortly after eating breakfast our buddy cory shows up. He takes us to his house in the middle of the woods. He proceeds to leave us there in hellish anticipation while he goes to pick up some kind bud. He shortly returns with the bud and a cigar. He rolls the blunt, lights it and then passes it to me. I take a giant gulp of smoke and hold it in as long as i can. Funny thing was, it didnt make me caugh at all! Insane. I caugh like a diabetic one half lunged donkey now adays. Anyways... It gets passed to me two or three more times. Im yet to feel the power of the green.Cory tells me i may have no more. And im pissed. I think i convinced him to give me one more hit.
Now before i even start to get high, im allready hungry and eating a fag of funions i found in his cubbord.Then i feel the power. I cannot stop giggling because my redneck friend has this gay funny little laugh that puts me into a retarded trance. I am on the damn floor in the fetal position laughing my teenage *** off. This goes on for about 30 minutes. Yes. Thirty minutes. Untill i get a call from my mother.... I have to go to my grandma's for sunday dinner! cory and my friend jesse begin to freak out because they know that my mother knows where and who i am with. Im due in about an hour.
Cory whips out a free whopper card from his wallet. He said this is your key of virtue and its the only thing we can do. So we hop in his 83 datsun pickup, and head out. I eat the disgusting burger and show up to my grandmothers completely sober. Thats all i remember...
End of story.
Share your stories!!
( i know you guys might have been expecting a punchline at the end but there just wasnt anything funny that happened. Sorry! )