uk420maan
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so this morning i get up at 3am for work after not being able to sleep so effectively ive been awake since 9am sunday morning with maybe an hours interrupted sleep - cats bleeding snoring -
so i go and pick up my 75 quid a day cash in hand benefit thieving:hubba:workmate you all know him as the piss poor weed cultivator who dont give a **** about anything but number 1 himself
arrive at his at 4am and notice the lights are off at his house so i phone him and he says just getting dressed be 5 mins so 20 mins later he comes out of his house.
forgot to add he gets into my car with the smelliest cheese joint ive ever smelt and i said you best do something with that as we will be passing a cop car in 5 mins-he said what can they do-i replied they will ask *** you are doing at this time of the morning notice you stink of cheese search car find joint catch you out as working whilst claiming benefits you thick ****.
so we set off me doing all the driving scotland and back along with working when we arrive there for 4 hours as its an easy job.
arrive at job after constant 4.5 hours of 90-100mph driving
taking into account this idle bastard has been asleep for the journey with the exception of waking up to relight his roll up ciggie he has constantly dropped onto my own cars seat on so many occassions i lost count
ok im getting mad now i keep telling him to not light a ciggie if he is going to keep dropping it onto my cars seat as if he burns a hole in my 18 month old car he will be getting eff all for the days work set out in front of him:hubba:
he just thinks im a grumpy bastard ok i am ive been awake for too long and hate driving but with the added imbicile along for the sleep/ride who can blame me
so we.or should i say i start work he says he is going for a brew and dissappears for 30 mins considering the tea machine is outside the room were working inim a bit puzzeled :holysheep:
look out the window 4 floors up and see the **** in my car apparently asleep so i click the central locking to put the alarm on so if he moves it'll go off
1 hour later nuthin he aint moved so i call him on his mobile to see if he is available today for any work
sorry mate i dozed off dozed off you havnt actually woke up since we set off 6 hours ago you idle twit
mr grumpy again hey
leave site set off home he even has the audacity so state he is knackered and goes off to sleep only to wake when i have a bit of road rage with someone who will not move from the fast lane and is doing 70mph and i want to get home i only flash once and im not up his arse i am a safe distance from his car so eventually after tailgating him safe distance still for like 20 miles he moves over to the middle lane only to give me the V sign which was like a red rag to a bull i slowed and signaled whats your problem mate to which my mate did a cutting of his neck sign-*** you do that for you prick:holysheep:
got home at 4.30pm.time for bed said zebidee
so ive bored myself with this story so ill end at this and just say my mate no longer will be getting any work off me the effing oxygen thief.
just have to add this bit.
my mate as a kid had a dog who some drunk kicked and my mate never ever forgot this and to this day he wants to bump into this same person now my mate has a big english bull terrier.
so he starts saying if you saw this person-the dog kicker- in this field at the side of the motorway we were travelling along and a big lion was trying to get him would you help him-i did say we are in england and you dont see that many males lions roaming about these parts.lol i said your talking effing nonsense go back to sleep-he elaborated saying he would shout the dog kicker over and say quick mate here ill open this gate for you and as the dog kicker ran towards the gate my mate would laugh and say tough luck pay back time and shut the gate.--am i the only person who thinks my mate is dilussional.ffs sake he has lost the plot imho
uk420maan
so i go and pick up my 75 quid a day cash in hand benefit thieving:hubba:workmate you all know him as the piss poor weed cultivator who dont give a **** about anything but number 1 himself
arrive at his at 4am and notice the lights are off at his house so i phone him and he says just getting dressed be 5 mins so 20 mins later he comes out of his house.
forgot to add he gets into my car with the smelliest cheese joint ive ever smelt and i said you best do something with that as we will be passing a cop car in 5 mins-he said what can they do-i replied they will ask *** you are doing at this time of the morning notice you stink of cheese search car find joint catch you out as working whilst claiming benefits you thick ****.
so we set off me doing all the driving scotland and back along with working when we arrive there for 4 hours as its an easy job.
arrive at job after constant 4.5 hours of 90-100mph driving
taking into account this idle bastard has been asleep for the journey with the exception of waking up to relight his roll up ciggie he has constantly dropped onto my own cars seat on so many occassions i lost count
ok im getting mad now i keep telling him to not light a ciggie if he is going to keep dropping it onto my cars seat as if he burns a hole in my 18 month old car he will be getting eff all for the days work set out in front of him:hubba:
he just thinks im a grumpy bastard ok i am ive been awake for too long and hate driving but with the added imbicile along for the sleep/ride who can blame me
so we.or should i say i start work he says he is going for a brew and dissappears for 30 mins
considering the tea machine is outside the room were working inim a bit puzzeled :holysheep:look out the window 4 floors up and see the **** in my car apparently asleep so i click the central locking to put the alarm on so if he moves it'll go off
1 hour later nuthin he aint moved so i call him on his mobile to see if he is available today for any work
sorry mate i dozed off dozed off you havnt actually woke up since we set off 6 hours ago you idle twit
mr grumpy again hey
leave site set off home he even has the audacity so state he is knackered and goes off to sleep only to wake when i have a bit of road rage with someone who will not move from the fast lane and is doing 70mph and i want to get home i only flash once and im not up his arse i am a safe distance from his car so eventually after tailgating him safe distance still for like 20 miles he moves over to the middle lane only to give me the V sign which was like a red rag to a bull i slowed and signaled whats your problem mate to which my mate did a cutting of his neck sign-*** you do that for you prick:holysheep:
got home at 4.30pm.time for bed said zebidee
so ive bored myself with this story so ill end at this and just say my mate no longer will be getting any work off me the effing oxygen thief.
just have to add this bit.
my mate as a kid had a dog who some drunk kicked and my mate never ever forgot this and to this day he wants to bump into this same person now my mate has a big english bull terrier.
so he starts saying if you saw this person-the dog kicker- in this field at the side of the motorway we were travelling along and a big lion was trying to get him would you help him-i did say we are in england and you dont see that many males lions roaming about these parts.lol i said your talking effing nonsense go back to sleep-he elaborated saying he would shout the dog kicker over and say quick mate here ill open this gate for you and as the dog kicker ran towards the gate my mate would laugh and say tough luck pay back time and shut the gate.--am i the only person who thinks my mate is dilussional.ffs sake he has lost the plot imho
uk420maan
