I miss hungry howies biggly.........
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Good morning vintage farts and fartesses! Let the joy of Weedsday abound!
Yehaaaaaaaaaa 
Watch out Hippie will think she is Pizza
That is so funny
I was a young rookie AMT with the FD many years ago, and had to be the second month I was running my own ambulance. I got a call for unconscious female but breathing, so off I went. As I rolled up to the address I could hear loud screaming but also women laughing inside as I knocked at the door. I unconscious person was now awake, and was the one answering the door, she was drunk as a skunk. She saw me and started to pull off my uniform saying to her frinds you guys got me a fireman dancer, and wanted me to perform for her.
I mean perform for her LOL........................... I slowed all responders down and canceled the call , so I was all alone, just me with a house full of HORNY women. I shiit you not.
So being the gentleman I am I explained to all her friends that someone called the Police and they sent me an AMT on an ambulance. They all thought I was the show.. Funny stuff.
I made the big mistake of telling a few friends back at work that night, man did I get ribbed by them worse than you guys do here , if that is possible.
They all said you should have took your meal hour and been the dancer for her.
She was very cute like the pic above by so drunk she stunk.
TINS
My ass would have been naked and taking on a new job.
Thks I expected non less from this crowdMy ass would have been naked and taking on a new job.
Man but what a story..................... I love telling it to this day.
Poor gal was so out of it she thought she was the dancer before I left.
I had a good time. Not saying anymore LOL
The bastards even got me a male stripper in a big cake at my retirement party when i came out of my coma.(recovered a bit too)
Dressed in one of my old uniforms and a fake badge with my numbers
Bastards
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That article was exactly what that pos writer has done his entire career......... blatant anti white racisms.
He learned it in college as do all of our graduates as they are taught it from elementary on up.
Another couple generations it will just be accepted truth.
He learned it in college as do all of our graduates as they are taught it from elementary on up.
Another couple generations it will just be accepted truth.
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FFS ! I cant start my day this way !
I gots thinkin to do and I cant be thinking about pizza all day.
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Good morning Old Farts. 23 and cloudy here. Gotsta shake the fog outta my head and get the squawkers fed. Not sure what the day is gonna bring, but I ain't doin' much. Supposed to warm up to the 40's in the next couple of days, so the outside stuff can wait 'til then.
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nice here .. 37 this morn ..
tornadoes and hail tomorrow they say ..
I guess this applies thru out life ..
tornadoes and hail tomorrow they say ..
I guess this applies thru out life ..
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The older I get, the less a life in prison sentence deters me.
