Tip For The Day....................Life advice.

[pute]

Words of wisdom. Unfortunately those who should listen have no ears.

 

[boo]

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the helll you say...grab that biitch by the neck and make it your own...seize the day as one old Greek said...

 

[pute]

Valium served at the concession stand .... all should take advantage.

 

[pute]

Remember whose thread it is.

 

[Lesso]

Don't have sex after chopping hot peppers...

 

[Bugus_Monkey]

Even with yourself.

 

[Lesso]

Even with yourself.

Especially

 

[Witchking]

I try to never hold my blatter.

I'd rather hold Blotter.

 

[pute]

Nothing worse than waking up having to take a piss.

 

[WeedHopper]

Damnt I just had to go pee. Guess I might as well make coffee.

 

[yarddog]

Never wake your partner up if she is snoring.

my wife will wake me up for snoring, and then she goes back to sleep SNORING.

 

[CrashMagnet]

Nothing worse than waking up having to take a piss.

Except waking up wet.

 

[pute]

 

[WeedHopper]

my wife will wake me up for snoring, and then she goes back to sleep SNORING.

I have my own room and bed and a bigger TV than hers.

 

[RosterMan]

I have my own room and bed and a bigger TV than hers.

But the couch does get uncomfortable, no?

 

[WeedHopper]

Yeah and the recliner isnt as comfortable as it use to be.

 

[RosterMan]

 

[WeedHopper]

Damnt Roster that Avatar is butt ugly. Sick bastard.

 

[joeb631a]

Spank more women

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ohh nooo not another spanky .....

 

[WeedHopper]

Always watch your back,,,, especially if you go camping with Hippie.