Ten Reasons FNG Burns it Regularly:
1. Anger Management. So I don't make you stick that SUV you are driving into the guard rail. You know, the one that you just cut me off in...without looking cause you were on the phone...
2. Pain. My back will never stop hurting, ever. It wont stop for the rest of my life. I don't hate painkillers...I like them too much.
3. Adult ADD. Yes it's real. Just ask my wife.
4. Depression. Sometimes I get bummed out. My lady friend Sativa is here to console me.
5. THC/Cannabinoids. Why not? I like to get high.
6. Meditation. Helps me think better, more clearly and less scatterbrained.
7. Creativity. Helps me access that part of my mind that is normally dormant due to unhealthy stimuli. (TV)
8. Smoking. I love to smoke. I like going through the motions...grind, tap, scoop, sprinke, roll, fold, tuck, lick, light and enjoy. The smell and taste of cannabis is unepxlainably delicious and enticing. True Delight.
9. Sharing. Anything about the CannaArts. I feel I am part of something, a REAL culture.
10. Videogames. I will ROCK you at Halo.