Blank SMOKE REPORT form

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  1. Dec 4, 2009 #1

    JustAnotherAntMarching

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    Hey guys... Spearchucker suggested I send this blank form to a Mod so they could make it a Sticky....

    But I figured why not just post it for all and if enough people like it, use it, then maybe they will consider it for a Sticky...?

    So its up to you folks out there.... It doesnt take long and does require you to smoke some weed...:hubba:

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    IDENTIFICATION
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    Date:
    Strain:
    Judge:
    Breeder:
    Grower:

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    PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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    1. Visual Appeal: Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.

    2. Visible Trichomes: Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.

    3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for a more precise report.

    Clear [ ] Cloudy [ ] Amber [ ] Dark [ ]

    4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.

    Brown [ ] Green [ ] Gold [ ] Blue [ ] Grey [ ] White [ ] Red [ ] Rust [ ] Orange [ ] Purple [ ] Black [ ]

    5. Bud density: [ ] Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are not in their natural state leave this field blank.

    6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.

    Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ] Berry [ ] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ] Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum [ ] Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ] Cedar [ ] Grapefruit [ ] Menthol [ ]
    Pineapple [ ] Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ] Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ] Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [ ] Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry [ ] Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]

    7. Aroma [ ] Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.

    8. Seed content [ ] Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.

    9. Weeks cured [ ] If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured. If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.

    PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS:
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    THE SMOKE TEST
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    Address these questions while smoking.

    1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:

    Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc) [ ]
    Vaporizer (enter the brand name) [ ]
    Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass) [ ]
    Joint (enter brand of papers) [ ]
    Other (specify):

    2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.

    Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ] Berry [ ] Floral [ ]
    Mango [ ] Pepper [ ] Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum [ ] Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ] Cedar [ ] Grapefruit [ ] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [ ] Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ] Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ] Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ]
    Musk [ ] Spice [ ] Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry [ ] Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]

    If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
    with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.

    3. Taste [ ] Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.

    4. State of dryness [ ] Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.

    5. Smoke ability [ ] Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.

    6. Smoke expansion [ ] Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.

    SMOKE TEST COMMENTS:

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    FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
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    Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.

    1. Dosage [ ] Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.

    2. Effect onset [ ] Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.

    3. Sativa influence [ ] Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.

    4. Indica influence [ ] Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing effect that affects the body.

    5. Potency [ ] Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.

    6. Duration [ ] Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.

    7. Tolerance build up [ ] Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.

    8. Usability [ ] Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day. Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.

    Morning - wake up [ ] Day - work [ ] Evening - relax [ ] Night - sleep [ ]

    9. Overall satisfaction [ ] Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.

    10.Ability and conditions [ ] Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.

    11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
    strain a keeper for long term use. Yes [ ] No [ ]

    12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not be construed as medical advice.

    What effect did the strain have check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT

    [P] [N] Ability to rest or sit still
    [P] [N] Anxiety relief
    [P] [N] Appetite
    [P] [N] Audio perception
    [P] [N] Humor perception
    [P] [N] Imagination/creativity
    [P] [N] Paranoia relief
    [P] [N] Sex drive
    [P] [N] Sleep [P] [N] Pain relief
    [P] [N] Speech process
    [P] [N] Taste perception
    [P] [N] Thought process
    [P] [N] Visual perception


    EXTENDED MEDICAL SURVEY (optional)

    What effect did the strain have check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT

    [P] [N]ADD/ADHD
    [P] [N]Alcoholism/Alcohol Abuse
    [P] [N]Allergic rhinitis
    [P] [N]Amphetamine Dependence
    [P] [N]Ankylosing Spondylitis
    [P] [N]Anorexia
    [P] [N]Arthritis/Musculoskeletar pain
    [P] [N]Asthma/Cough
    [P] [N]Bipolar disorder
    [P] [N]Cancer/Chemotherapy
    [P] [N]Chronic fatigue
    [P] [N]Crohn's/IBS
    [P] [N]Depression
    [P] [N]Diarrhea
    [P] [N]Drusen of Optic Nerve
    [P] [N]Epilepsy
    [P] [N]Glaucoma
    [P} [N]Hepatitis
    [P] [N]Hiccough
    [P] [N]High blood pressure/Racingpulse
    [P] [N]Insomnia
    [P] [N]Itching
    [P] [N]Migraine/vascular headache
    [P] [N]Muscle Spasm
    [P] [N]Muscular movement disorders
    [P] [N]Nausea
    [P] [N]Panic Attack
    [P] [N]Peripheral nerve pain
    [P] [N]Post traumatic Stress Disorder
    [P] [N]Pre Menstrual Syndrome
    [P] [N]Sedative/Opiate Dependence
    [P] [N]Schizophrenia
    [P] [N]SLE - systemic lupus erythematosus
    [P] [N]Spasticity in Multiple Sclerosis

    FINAL COMMENTS:
     
  2. Dec 4, 2009 #2

    tcbud

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    Very nice .....
    Thank you, I will use this one on my next report. I like the Medical part, will be interesting to read some reports formated like this.
     
  3. Dec 4, 2009 #3

    JustAnotherAntMarching

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    Tc This was the best report i found with a quick google search.... Its fairly specific so it should hopefully make it easier for people to fill out.... I just wish I could find a completed report for all the beans im sittin on....
     
  4. Dec 4, 2009 #4

    lordhighlama

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    Great find JAAM this should be sticky material for sure!
     
  5. Dec 5, 2009 #5

    JustAnotherAntMarching

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    Thanks LORD... ill do my part and be sure to post my reports on everything I have coming out in the future... Hopefully others will too....
     
  6. Dec 5, 2009 #6

    4u2sm0ke

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    :48:


    wow looks like a lot of work:giggle: thanks for bringing it to us..Im sure this will help many..:aok:
     
  7. Dec 5, 2009 #7

    420benny

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    4u, I bet a fat J that you won't fill out one of them, huh? Too long. lmao
     
  8. Dec 5, 2009 #8

    JustAnotherAntMarching

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    Guys Its not that long... if you do the bottom med section its alil longer... took me about 15 mins to fill mine out but i skipped the medical section....
     
  9. Dec 5, 2009 #9

    4u2sm0ke

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    :rofl:


    i barely finished reading it all..:spit:


    I did copy and paste it for maybe future use:aok:

    but if it dont allow me to just fill in blanks im bringing it back:rolleyes:
     
  10. Dec 5, 2009 #10

    4u2sm0ke

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    Do you realise how many Bong rips i can do in 15 min?

    Dam thats like a 1/4 of an hour man.:holysheep:
     
  11. Dec 6, 2009 #11

    JustAnotherAntMarching

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    4u2 Im sure that 99.9% of the pot smoking community has wasted way more then 15 mins on something way more pointless...

    IMO why not waste a 1/4 of an hour of your time tokin some slammin bud, to share your thoughts about a specific strain....?

    It will only help others or maybe even you decide on what your next grow/purchase may be...
     
  12. Dec 6, 2009 #12

    ozzydiodude

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    After 1 your :fly: so 1 :bong: in 1 min and 14 min to recover for the next ain't that how you lightweights roll.:laugh:
     
  13. Dec 6, 2009 #13

    ArtVandolay

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    OMG! I took tests in college that weren't that long and difficult!!! I got a headache just reading it :)

    My smoke report: Like wow, man! I got really buzzed! Try it, you'll like it!
     
  14. Dec 6, 2009 #14

    JustAnotherAntMarching

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    I havent been a lightweight since i was in high school....
     
  15. Dec 7, 2009 #15

    420benny

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    It is a nice smoke reporting chart. I was just messing with 4u. The only way to do a good report is to detail it in a standard form like this. If a person is considering growing or buying a certain strain, it really helps to read about it first before investing several months in growing it out.
     
  16. Dec 7, 2009 #16

    ozzydiodude

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    No, but 4u is, UK about killed him with 1 joint:giggle:
     
  17. Dec 7, 2009 #17

    JustAnotherAntMarching

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    hmmm.... 1 joint?? man... i wish
     
  18. Dec 9, 2009 #18

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    very cool, thanks for posting this JAAM...will have to save it and try it out :aok:
     
  19. May 16, 2012 #19

    Ruffy

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    thanks! very well done
     
  20. May 16, 2012 #20

    4u2sm0ke

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    this is an old thread...brings back memories....and yes Im a light weight:rofl:


    I like ARTS smoke report..where can I get some those beans man:D
     

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