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You try going 100 mph over a cliff while asleep…
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They are playing golf aren't they? Id rather watch them then the guys. You need to drift over to your couch and smoke a bowl.
yeah , but they ain’t playing the Masters
unlike you , maybe playing as a master baiter watching half naked wimmin’ holding stiff irons , short skirts , and swinging
kudos to Tiger going -1 under and finishing tied for 8th
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I am rooting for him. I am sure he has it over most of the field as far as rounds played at Augusta(so he knows the intricacies pretty well)and though his troubles have been self inflicted, we all have our skeletons in the closet. I would bet he would still beat most people on the planet playing with a putter from the tee box to sinking the putt…
Cant Masturbate my arm gets tired. But yes i like seeing hot women play golf. Lets hope the club is stiff because its going to be hell to hit the ball with a flimsy club.
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I wouldn't be stupid enough to do that......Just like chasing blonde white cocktail waitresses in the club house where everybody was watching.You try going 100 mph over a cliff while asleep…
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While married… to a hot blonde Scandinavian former cocktail waitress(who never has to work a day in her life from that point on)..,
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I wonder what Jesper Parnevik thinks of Tiger.
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Say , can I do a real seed giveaway without the craziness ,
like guess how many seeds in a container and win 15 seeds?
like guess how many seeds in a container and win 15 seeds?
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jesper is a real character eh
my favorite witty jaded golfer is Henrik Stenson…..with his dry humor and timing , he could go on tour and do standup comedy
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^^^^^introduceed that find Scandinavian blonde to Tiger. He hates tiger for what he did to that girl. Personally.. I don't want to sound like a racist. I don't mind black people I just hate cheaters.
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comeback stories are always great, they even make movies of 'em
never been a tiger fan but it is wot it is ... you need a hero with a great (?) story to keep fresh blood coming into the sport
never been a tiger fan but it is wot it is ... you need a hero with a great (?) story to keep fresh blood coming into the sport
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Mean Old Bastard. I'm trying to get Smoke to hook you up with some of that Purple he has.most of the time grief.
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dude , if you get me hooked up,with some,of those peyote purps you won’t ever have to worry about seeds if I have anything to do with it!
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12 and 13 were brutal , especially for Spieth who got bit in the arse aging when he dunked two balls in the water….again.……the poor kid is gonna need years of therapy to get that monkey off his back
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