Island Of Misfits

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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady.
"I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.β€œWhere did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.
A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden.
It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."
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Good morning all! Hugz all around!
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A good dry day at the dog park yesterday for Miss Layla and we got the gutters and valleys all clean for the new year. This morning my webmaster is scheduled to work on graywolfslair blog site, to try and recover the missing dirty peeectures.

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Good morning all! Hugz all around!
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A good dry day at the dog park yesterday for Miss Layla and we got the gutters and valleys all clean for the new year. This morning my webmaster is scheduled to work on graywolfslair blog site, to try and recover the missing dirty peeectures.

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If you need dirty peeectures I am happy to give you 8 or 9 thousand if you like...
 
Man this fking Neti pot really works. Never used one until now but it allowed me to breathe again.
Just be careful with it until you learn the correct way to use it
I had one of them that you poured down your one nostril and out the other
I screwed up and caused a hydro lock up in my sinuses . lasted for weeks SUCKed Big time.
 
Just be careful with it until you learn the correct way to use it
I had one of them that you poured down your one nostril and out the other
I screwed up and caused a hydro lock up in my sinuses . lasted for weeks SUCKed Big time.
Didn't have any problems. I used the Neti pot, distilled water, salt and some Hydrogen peroxide. Worked great.
 

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