Island Of Misfits

[Unca Walt]

My grandson, Wolfie, is growing up.

We've noticed that his beard gets thicker during the full moon.

 

[user 60570]

Morning....

Walter , teaching that grandson some good skills there , kudos

i have 7 grandkids , ages from 1 1/2 to 25 and another one on the way in about 2 weeks

my favorite grampa hoodie

 

[WeedHopper]

Love my grandchildren and i love that shirt. Very cool. Gotta get me one.
Hope the ugly model doesn't come with it.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Hippie got all excited again Dang

Shooting rainbows

 

[user 60570]

Love my grandchildren and i love that shirt. Very cool. Gotta get me one.
Hope the ugly model doesn't come with it.

you are so funny
my oldest granddaughter bought that for me , no special occasion , just her sweet nature

 

[giggy]

morning misfits, saying it should be like fall this weekend but i bet it changes. i get a three day weekend but i think the wife will have to work all three days.

 

[WeedHopper]

Its been raining all night here. Boy am i glad. They say its going to start cooling down next week. Im sick of this hot ass weather here around Dallas.
Hope everyone has a great day.

 

[muggles]

Been raining here at least once every third day and the lawn is growing like it's the first of May. Temps are starting to fall and that means hunting season is right around the corner. Wishing an excellent day to all my fellow misfits and hope you get some humping in on this exceptional hump day.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Morning....

Walter , teaching that grandson some good skills there , kudos

i have 7 grandkids , ages from 1 1/2 to 25 and another one on the way in about 2 weeks

my favorite grampa hoodie

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Has such kind eyes must be a surf rider

 

[pute]

Morning misfits!! Dam it is cool outside! 43f at sunrise! Will warm up nice today. But, SNOW next Tuesday???? I have way to many matters for this to happen.

Dog wants out.....later.

 

[stain]

Looks like I'll be smoking sizzar hash in a week. We will be getting a early cool down next week. I hope there's no early heavy frost but would like to see some cool weather colors.

Off to the feed store. Blondy's rabbits need to be fattened up....

 

[WoodsRat]

Good morning Islanders. Walt, I see you got a limerick or two up on me. I don't have many, but this was one of my favorites.

There once was a girl named Alice,
that used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina,
and part of her anus in Dallas.

 

[WeedHopper]

Why did her Anus have to be in Dallas?

 

[Unca Walt]

Morning....

Walter , teaching that grandson some good skills there , kudos

i have 7 grandkids , ages from 1 1/2 to 25 and another one on the way in about 2 weeks

my favorite grampa hoodie

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Big -- I might as well post the connection to Wolfie shooting my .58 Caliber Big Boar gun

Here is the target you can see 100 yards away:

The four 5 huge holes are from Wolfie. The others are AK-47's. I love that gun, it does have a high-quality scope, but it kicks very, very hard. The bullets (just the conical, not the powder) are 11 to the pound.

They are 5x heavier than a 30.06. So Wolfie hadda quit after four 5 shots.

Mine is the bottom big hole.

 

[Unca Walt]

After I published the Family genealogy (we know everyone who married into the Family since 1641) some of the folks that never would have met (there are 110 known variant spellings of my surname) got together and used the cover illustration for my novel to make T-shirts and hoodies:

Two variants (that is me, dressed in 17th century Amsterdam militia clobber):

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[Hippie420]

Here, I've got a little something for Hippie's toothbrush.

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Scratch my butt with one toothbrush and ya never let me live it down. Ok, maybe it was two.....

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Ha Don't ya just love the burn from mint paste
We use to tell the younger guys going on 1st real date make sure you smell clean all over LOL

 

[user 60570]

After I published the Family genealogy (we know everyone who married into the Family since 1641) some of the folks that never would have met (there are 110 known variant spellings of my surname) got together and used the cover illustration for my novel to make T-shirts and hoodies:

Two variants (that is me, dressed in 17th century Amsterdam militia clobber):

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you any kin to this red headed fella?...he won a cool $10 million in 2012

he is 22nd on the all time money list with $38+ million in earnings

one of the class acts in golf today , best attitude I’ve seen for his sport , and he ain’t done yet...great kid

one of my favorite Top 10 players in the world

 

[Hippie420]

Why did her Anus have to be in Dallas?

Most of 'em seem to migrate there.