sooo faded

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I was walking....one day smoking....with my bong....and my dog......was so high...He couldn't even...speak normal and...fell down in....a beer puddle...and drank it....it stank like...my brothers feet....Then a car...ran over my...big fat toe...It was my...favorite big toe....So I went...to the doctor...he told me...that i was....a pothead and...needed a doctor...the next time...see a doctor....Doc Chronic and....postal on the....mailman if he...confiscates them, I'll.......put my foot..up his sweet..sweet, sweet, huh???....down on my...BIG, FLAT, Toe....i went back....very high and...he told me....lets smoke some...White Widow and...trip out on...the brother's grunt....


I'm so high...i have the...mad munchies for....Chocolate Brownies with...frosting and nuts.....lets go pack ....in a car....and smoke a...lot of blunts and...get a new...fat sack and...smoke another blunt....then we can...take an adventure...around the world....to find new...strains of weed....We traveled to....the middle east....and found some...Afghani hash nuggets....we pack a....bong and hookah....and go to...the redlight district.....where we will....watch birds fly....and buy some...hash and pornos..and nasty hookers....and smoke more....ganja so we...are high as...a kite and....ride magical unicorns....threw marijuana world....and battle with....robot taxi drivers....they tried to....conjure Hulk Hogan....aka steriod man...to recite poetry....busy choking on..stems and seeds..so i picked....up a hooker....from 14th street....and she had...nice ass tits...who smoked herb....she called a....friend of hers....and came over.....

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