The Original Old Farts Club

[Bubba]

I also am addicted to Alka seltzer.

 

[Hippie420]

When I was a kid, my older brother bet me a dollar (that was a week's allowance back then) that I couldn't put a Alka seltzer on my tongue and keep it there 'til it was gone. Got my buck and asked if he wanted to go for double or nothing. He didn't bite.

 

[Bubba]

What ever happened to Fizzies?

Bubba

 

[RosterMan]

When I was a kid, my older brother bet me a dollar (that was a week's allowance back then) that I couldn't put a Alka seltzer on my tongue and keep it there 'til it was gone. Got my buck and asked if he wanted to go for double or nothing. He didn't bite.

I use to tease my poor mom with them
one on the tongue and instant Rabbies

 

[Unca Walt]

Salteens and water. Water gives ya something to puke. Dry heaves are terrible. Salt off the crackers helps you retain water. Chicken broth for the win in a few days.

That is freakin' spot on. Lotsa water, lotsa hot water made with dead chicken. It will help you past the yukky part.

 

[Unca Walt]

Saltines and 7up.

Bubba

BTW: I invented 6up. Failed at the market.

 

[Unca Walt]

I got a plan for when I kick the bucket.

The obvious thing is that everyone at the wake will get a taser. Last one standing gets it all.

But I felt the need to have something for everybody, so I am having cards printed up; you open them up, and it is a printed Ouja Board with a loose triangle pointer thingy... and a note:

"Let's Keep In Touch"

 

[Unca Walt]

Is this what I think it is?

A Spacing Guild cocktail?

 

[SubmarineGirl]

I got a plan for when I kick the bucket.

The obvious thing is that everyone at the wake will get a taser. Last one standing gets it all.

But I felt the need to have something for everybody, so I am having cards printed up; you open them up, and it is a printed Ouja Board with a loose triangle pointer thingy... and a note:

"Let's Keep In Touch"

I like that idea Walt. What a way to lighten up the crowd

the card I mean, not the taser part

 

[joeb631a]

I just got a ac-infinity #69 wifi /bluetooth controller .
I am hooking it up to a ac-infinity humidifier.
The controller will dim my lite.
I have a green crack and a wedding cake in the same big earthbox and they seem happy.
Hopefully it will work as it should.

 

[RosterMan]

I also am addicted to Alka seltzer.

 

[RosterMan]

 

[joeb631a]

I could never stand Alka seltzer BUT Alka seltzer cold plus works great .

 

[SubmarineGirl]

I could never stand Alka seltzer BUT Alka seltzer cold plus works great .

Yes good stuff, they should make it in a pill instead of the plop plop fizz fizz thingys

 

[RosterMan]

 

[Bubba]

I like that idea Walt. What a way to lighten up the crowd

the card I mean, not the taser part

Older attorney friend passed......We were at funeral's wake, with casket on view. As the line passed, he had instructed daughter to operate on of those remote fa-rt machines.
No joke!

Bubba

 

[Ganjier]

Back surgery tomorrow yall. Wish me luck! Yall have a great evening!!!!!

 

[boo]

give M my phone number in case things don't go as planned...

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Back surgery tomorrow yall. Wish me luck! Yall have a great evening!!!!!

Good luck with the surgery brother!

 

[user 60570]

Older attorney friend passed......We were at funeral's wake, with casket on view. As the line passed, he had instructed daughter to operate on of those remote fa-rt machines.
No joke!

Bubba

here is a good idea , get one of them jack in the box cranks and attach it to the side of the casket and see who has the nerve to turn it