The Original Old Farts Club

[pute]

Are any of them electric?

 

[yarddog]

Are any of them electric?

that Buick might be electric start lol

 

[ness]

ewwwww... I stick to snacks that I can eat. It all started one day when I wuz sitting in a folding chair by my garage door, reading and munching blueberries. I accidentally dropped one, and a squiggle beastie came scrabbling over at top speed and bit it and ran away with it.

I wuz sorta mildly intrigued, so I took a blueberry and held it down at floor level. Here they came. Since then, every time I go out into my garage, the squiggles come from all over, waiting for nummies.

Walt can you get some pictures of the little buggers.

 

[Bubba]

Sick Fucker I love it
Im going to be cremated and have them do that
A small fart and poof of ash LOL

Or, If not cremated you could be in the coffin face down, and butte up, pooting those poofs! And, it would fit in tiny pyramid even .

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

49 Ford at the top with bullet nose likely has a flathead V8.

Bubba

 

[ness]

Time to get buzzy have fun you old farts.

 

[Africanna]

Back surgery tomorrow yall. Wish me luck! Yall have a great evening!!!!!

Best wishes for a successful op

 

[Africanna]

Secundus: Whut, ackshully, do ya do with that jar of mush? Eat, smoke, gargle...?

All of the above

 

[Unca Walt]

Walt can you get some pictures of the little buggers.

I'll get my Witchie-Poo to take a pic of me feeding them. This is what they look like. BTW -- If they miss the piece of food you are holding and bite your fingie, it is the tiniest tickle.

Here is a married couple. The male is the little bitty one. Females are twice their size. It looks funny when he climbs on to do the nasty -- which he is about to do in this pic:

 

[RosterMan]

I'll get my Witchie-Poo to take a pic of me feeding them. This is what they look like. BTW -- If they miss the piece of food you are holding and bite your fingie, it is the tiniest tickle.
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Here is a married couple. The male is the little bitty one. Females are twice their size. It looks funny when he climbs on to do the nasty -- which he is about to do in this pic:
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So Walt Life has become just sitting around smoking Boo weed watching Lizards Fock.?

 

[BudSniffer]

Hey ya'll was nice, sunny and 71F today...would of loved to have gotten outside to enjoy it, but I was too busy making and cleaning up messes, trying to make beer. Finally got beer made, and in the fermenter...hope tomorrow is a better, pain free, accident free day...lol

 

[RosterMan]

Hey ya'll was nice, sunny and 71F today...would of loved to have gotten outside to enjoy it, but I was too busy making and cleaning up messes, trying to make beer. Finally got beer made, and in the fermenter...hope tomorrow is a better, pain free, accident free day...lol

Do you brew from scratch , make a wort using grains and sugars in a boil or from a kit?
I did kits at 1st then moved on to grinding my own grains and malts, made some kickazz
Belgiums too
I found some of the can malts made good beer too

 

[Hippie420]

Sick Fucker I love it
Im going to be cremated and have them do that
A small fart and poof of ash LOL

I'm going up the chimney myself. If I can feel it coming, I'm gonna gorge myself on popcorn kernels. That'll give the body snatchers something to talk about for years....

 

[RosterMan]

I'm going up the chimney myself. If I can feel it coming, I'm gonna gorge myself on popcorn kernels. That'll give the body snatchers something to talk about for years....

I'll stuff you like a turkey just before the deed LOL

 

[Hippie420]

Unless I stuff you first, sweet cheeks!!

 

[boo]

I'm going up the chimney myself. If I can feel it coming, I'm gonna gorge myself on popcorn kernels. That'll give the body snatchers something to talk about for years....

When I was in business for myself, I had to do an estimate inside of a crematorium, and it was nothing like I anticipated. There’s a set of up-and-down doors. They open and pull out a steel table. They lay the body on. They slide it back in and fire up the fuel oil so you burn at 1650°. No one is there to see the popcorn, so I guess that plan won’t work well.

 

[RosterMan]

Unless I stuff you first, sweet cheeks!!

Sushh Dear people will talk

 

[RosterMan]

When I was in business for myself, I had to do an estimate inside of a crematorium, and it was nothing like I anticipated. There’s a set of up-and-down doors. They open and pull out a steel table. They lay the body on. They slide it back in and fire up the fuel oil so you burn at 1650°. No one is there to see the popcorn, so I guess that plan won’t work well.

Well you know how they offer open casket
they now have a glass room that loved ones can watch you go up in smoke using flameproof glass like pryrex

 

[SubmarineGirl]

I'll get my Witchie-Poo to take a pic of me feeding them. This is what they look like. BTW -- If they miss the piece of food you are holding and bite your fingie, it is the tiniest tickle.
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Here is a married couple. The male is the little bitty one. Females are twice their size. It looks funny when he climbs on to do the nasty -- which he is about to do in this pic:
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A married couple. Did y’all have a little lizard wedding Walt.

 

[Hippie420]

Last one I worked on had a clear glass window in the door. I sat and ate lunch while they put one up the pipe. Too cold outside, and didn't bother me a bit. I asked the dude how many people watch a loved one go up in flames. He said that it was mostly men and the person being cremated was their MIL. He also mentioned that they had to go through the ash with a magnet to pick up the staples from the cardboard box the person came in. Said they'd tear up the teeth on the grinders that they grind up what bone is left. He also said they looked for black blobs. The black blobs where gold teeth that had melted down.