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good morning and off to the Salt Mines!
have a Groovy day!
have a Groovy day!
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Do you actually mine salt?
No but he doesn’t mind salt…
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You mean salt peter.....
I remember hearing that they put saltpeter in our food in boot camp. I always wondered about that…
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I never noticed that. Will leave this one alone though...
We will never know as if they let it out that they fed it to us we could all sue for our low libido in our later life
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You can't sue city hall!We will never know as if they let it out that they fed it to us we could all sue for our low libido in our later life
We will start seeing those commercials like the ones for anyone drinking the water at Camp Lejeune only they will say anyone that ate the food in boot camp between these specific dates that suffers from low libido call this number now…
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1-800 let an attorney sue somebody......
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That would certainly piss off the permanent staff, since they ate with us.
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I figger I'm old enuf, and most of youse are just approaching adultery... So I guess it is time to pass on one of the most deadly weapons of The Ancient Ones.
Use with restraint, but do use:
1. Always acquire and save the business cards of those who have pissed you off.
2. If you ever crinkle/scrape/ding a parked car in a parking lot, just write "Sorry" on the back of one of the cards and stick it under the windshield wiper.
I confess to having been upset with three people at once one day... Had a really hard time getting out of the parking lot before I finally ran out of business cards.
Use with restraint, but do use:
1. Always acquire and save the business cards of those who have pissed you off.
2. If you ever crinkle/scrape/ding a parked car in a parking lot, just write "Sorry" on the back of one of the cards and stick it under the windshield wiper.
I confess to having been upset with three people at once one day... Had a really hard time getting out of the parking lot before I finally ran out of business cards.
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An 80 year old man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doc, I need a prescription for that stuff they put in soldier's food to make them not want a woman."
The doctor looks at the old man and says, "I think you're talking about saltpeter, but why would an octogenarian like yourself need it?"
The old man replied, "I'm not going to eat it. I'm going to sniff it up my nose so I can get it out of my mind."
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Trailor Swift will arouse your pec.ker for $20
Coat of paint and a good clean out you should be able to sleep in her again
Likewise in the navy. Copper sulphate in the daily coffee to discourage virility - not sure it worked too well
I heard that too, but it didn't work.
Probably try to contest some of the older claims...........
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how many of ya bastaiges had to look that up?…….come on , fess up now
its brand name is Depo Provera
