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Well, I would rather be overly warm by about 5 degrees (we prefer 77F in the Chateau) than to be in Donner Pass out there at 20 below.

But if the A/C guy does not come today, I hope his boat capsizes in the middle of the lake, and may his mother try to attract attention as she runs up and down the shore, barking.

May a mean surgeon sew up his arsehole.

May he have an interesting and exotic vacation -- in Haiti.
 
Happy HumpDay -ya buncha Old Farty Humpsters

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It is 84F outside, and my A/C just took a dump. Fan works, but the house temp is now over 80

Waiting on a return call from an A/C guy.

Awright. No return phone call.

Now the guy is in trubble: He has gotten My Witchie's notice. I hear her mumbling to herself:

"I'll make all his teeth fall out except the infected one."

"May you try your luck at roller skating, while descending the stairs!"
 
Good morning OFC members in good standing (vertical=good, horizontal=not good). Ya never know about us old farts, one day here and the next day not here. Being wise old farts, we need to live each day to its fullest and smoke pot, smoke pot. Hash too. So it be "wake 'n bake" time. Puffin' 'n Passin'.
 
Awright. No return phone call.

Now the guy is in trubble: He has gotten My Witchie's notice. I hear her mumbling to herself:

"I'll make all his teeth fall out except the infected one."

"May you try your luck at roller skating, while descending the stairs!"


I would not want to be on the bad side of the Red Witch with blue eyes....

i feel sorry for the ac dude , may he rip
 

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