The Original Old Farts Club

[ROSTERMAN]

On top of that sticking my arm up the cow rear to feel for a calf

Then Dad said you know we have gloves for that right

 

[Unca Walt]

In my younger days I spoke Mandarin. This is because I went to the Bu Hau Dyan Bau Monastery.

There, I learned --

The Secret Of Unendurable Pleasure Indefinitely Prolonged

And:

A. The 112 Ways Of Making Love (although the only difference between #78 and #79 is that the latter has fingers crossed.)

B. The 14 Ways Of Making Love Known Only To The Emperor

C. The 9 Ways Of Making Love Not Even Known To The Emperor




Just sayin'...

 

[ROSTERMAN]

When you can take the pebbles from my hand , it will be time for you to leave

 

[Cannagrammy]

On top of that sticking my arm up the cow rear to feel for a calf

Then Dad said you know we have gloves for that right

Ohhhhh my goodness, I'm really gonna love it here between you and @Unca Walt !!!

 

[ROSTERMAN]

In my younger days I spoke Mandarin. This is because I went to the Bu Hau Dyan Bau Monastery.

There, I learned --

The Secret Of Unendurable Pleasure Indefinitely Prolonged

And:

A. The 112 Ways Of Making Love (although the only difference between #78 and #79 is that the latter has fingers crossed.)

B. The 14 Ways Of Making Love Known Only To The Emperor

C. The 9 Ways Of Making Love Not Even Known To The Emperor




Just sayin'...

I have heard that is one of the hardest languages to master , is that true?

 

[Cannagrammy]

Is it true it's hard or that he spoke it? Lol

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Ohhhhh my goodness, I'm really gonna love it here between you and @Unca Walt !!!

I heard Walt use to take a chicken out back behind the barn for hrs
You could see in the chickens eyes afterwards it must have been horrorific

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Sorry Walt but your a fun guy
I am sure I opened a can of worms now.

 

[Cannagrammy]

Yes, you did! Lol

Walt IS a fun guy!

EDITED to say that I don't personally know how fun he is, lol

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Yes, you did! Lol

Walt IS a fun guy!

EDITED to say that I don't personally know how fun he is, lol

Heck I just met him 2 days ago
But I did see a pic of him and something moved LOL

 

[Cannagrammy]

Heck I just met him 2 days ago
But I did see a pic of him LOL

I did too! Nice looking guy! I read his hawg stories, but hadn't finished the last one yet.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I want to cut my feet off
Anyone suffer from nerve foot pain have relief ideas
Open to all new ideas
Except Walts LOL
He will have me walking across red hot coals now

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Canna cream use to work but now the burn is bad and back

 

[Cannagrammy]

Smoooookeeeeee weed!

Seriously, I'm so sorry to hear you suffering of nerve pain. I hate that fire burn and I can't get anything to help either.

Hope others have ideas for both of us.

 

[user 60606]

Grasshopper is roosterthecog




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[Cannagrammy]

Where in the world did you find that?

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I do have a Sister that is High preistist at her congregation and she plays the sound healing bowls

 

[pute]

Afternoon. You people smoke to much sativa during the day.

My vacuum cleaner just cheit the bed. Should I take it in for repair $100 or get a new one for probably $250......

Repair guy just left. My ice maker needed replacing.....nothing lasts anymore.

I always have some kind of fix it guy here. If it isn't one thing it's another.......

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Afternoon. You people smoke to much sativa during the day.

My vacuum cleaner just cheit the bed. Should I take it in for repair $100 or get a new one for probably $250......

Repair guy just left. My ice maker needed replacing.....nothing lasts anymore.

I always have some kind of fix it guy here. If it isn't one thing it's another.......

What brand?
If it s a good one and an easy fix , fix it.
I would toss it if it not a brand name older than 10 yrs
But I can fix anything and parts are cheap on Ebay

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Afternoon. You people smoke to much sativa during the day.

My vacuum cleaner just cheit the bed. Should I take it in for repair $100 or get a new one for probably $250......

Repair guy just left. My ice maker needed replacing.....nothing lasts anymore.

I always have some kind of fix it guy here. If it isn't one thing it's another.......

Could be anything, brushes could have worn and no work motor issue
No sucky likey a clog in hose or lek in part cause a no vac issue