Island Of Misfits

[WeedHopper]

Now that's some ass cheeks.

 

[WeedHopper]

I've laid here long enough. Gonna have to get up and make coffee. Unlike you lazy fkers I have to go to work.

 

[user 60570]

don’t be trying to sweet talk Irene , she is mad as a clam digger! ( had to throw in the clam remark to,stir the,pot a little

 

[user 60570]

wanna see a photo of Irene’s sister?

 

[WeedHopper]

I'd rather see Irenes sister.

 

[joeb631a]

pervert?!

Irene! Irene! help! help!

just wait until she finishes up,her first cup and then boy howdy , she has one of those little Patwi FFA whips and she knows how to use it on the dickheads!


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I want to study this like I do trichomes

 

[joeb631a]

Now that's some ass cheeks.

sweet ass cheeks

 

[Unca Walt]

Page 1950 on this thread...I was born in 1950

I had just purchased my first rifle at Sears Roebuck. BTW: What ever happened to Roebuck? Sumbody shoot him?

Sad thing is,my old ass is in better shape than some of the younger ones. One guy is in his late 50s and has had back surgery and two knees replaced. The other one was a helicopter pilot, looks 80 and can't hear shit without his hearing aids and has false teeth. He is 63.

I do not believe in hoppycopters. Fargin Jesus nut comes off, and you drop exactly like a bomb.

I have flown -- piloted -- airplanes from Piper J3 to multi-engined jet. In every one of them, if the motor takes a dump, you fly around a while and then land the fargin plane.

In a hoppycopter, if the engine quits, the sumbitch won't even stay upright. First fargin thing it does (torque-to-body) is turn fargin on its side. And falls like a boxcar.

These spawn use the wing as a propeller. If the propeller has a problem, you have no wings at all left on this non-aerodynamic lump.

Moreover, if you are flying essentially any plane (let's use a Spam Can Cessna 152) you can steer it up, down, left, right, straight... using just two fingers. If you are suddenly nearly incapacitated, you can spin the trim wheel to the rear, turn off the motor... and if you are in a clear area (big field) the fargin plane will land itself <-- no hands, unconscious pilot. TINS

In an eggbeater, just to stay in the air requires both hands and both feet. At all times.

 

[Unca Walt]

Que Walter with the ring of the potty still around your arse story.

And still pooping yellow.

Babies: Loud noise at one end and no responsibility at the other.

And this is one that applies to alla youse squirts, bar none: I have tumbled to your sekrit.

Make no mistake, I know why you younguns are here -- to replace me and all like me.

 

[Unca Walt]

I would call in and say I had "Anal glaucoma."
I just didn't see my ass going to work that day.

I had to call in with the drolls from too much blanket hornpipe with a red witch.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

And still pooping yellow.

Babies: Loud noise at one end and no responsibility at the other.

And this is one that applies to alla youse squirts, bar none: I have tumbled to your sekrit.

Make no mistake, I know why you younguns are here -- to replace me and all like me.

Or just sharing the ride! I figure my replacement won't be born until I die and those born before are fellow travelers.

 

[Unca Walt]

I've laid here long enough. Gonna have to get up and make coffee. Unlike you lazy fkers I have to go to work.

Work? As in common tradesman labor? How droll. What day is today, anyway?

 

[user 60570]

I will add some fresh coffee to the existing coffee grounds to make another pot for the coffee lovers

the rest of you all can enjoy some fresh made chicken broth

 

[user 60570]

here comes the sun…..lot-in-dot-Indo

 

[boo]

Good morning peoples…

 

[pute]

I need coffee..... anticipation.....

 

[user 60570]

no excuse now

 

[kevinn]

I was born in the dullest of times, 1952...the fifties were quite vanilla...ignorance was bliss...just ask the beav...

Same year here, but what I would not give to be running wild outside all day and just coming home to eat and sleep.

 

[user 60606]

If she's 18 , ... that's a ... strong a.ss I must say .. whip it .. whip it good

 

[WeedHopper]

you asked for it

Anyone remember that show?


Irenes little sister Betty


she is also mad about the non-union coffee


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Ommmm,,your in trouble. Get him Pute. I cant,,he paid me off.