Island Of Misfits

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Dam seagull tried to drop it on my head
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Knee Capper
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Teacher brought some Lifesaver to class to give to her students. She gives Tommy a red one and asked what it tastes like. He said "Cherry!" and teacher said correct. She gives Sally a purple one and asked what it tasted like. She said "Grape!" and teacher said correct.

She gives Billy a yellow one and asked what it tastes like. He said "Yuk, it tastes like shit!" So Tommy quickly shouted "Spit 'em out, guys, they're assholes!!!"
 
Good morning brothers and sisters! Hugz all around and gropes where proper and deeply appreciated.
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Cloudy with showers today starting at 40F and predicted to reach 51F.

Miracles of miracles! City engineers and skilled craftsmen are hard at it across the street at the park, weaving their magic.

The city installed disabled ramps to all the sidewalks here, but some of them flood when it rains, so two years ago they replaced the worst flooded ramp across the street at the park to eliminate the lake there and created a worse huge shoe top high lake where the sidewalk used to be, euphemistically thereafter referred to as "Grant Park Reflecting Pond".

This will be their third run at creating a dry disabled ramp and sidewalk. I'm rooting for them and hope they get it right this time.
 

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