dirtyolsouth
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OldHippieChick said:Say hey to the retard.
I'm contemplating my new years resolution..... thinking I should resolve to use more commas after reading my last post.
GEEEZ, OHC... It's Christmas! You must be pretty tight with Chef's wife to call her that... Hmmmm.... grammatical resolutions? Where's Zip? :rofl: LMFAO... Actually Zip.. DON'T you DARE change a thing! I love your ramblings... I usually fire up a fresh joint when I sit down to decipher a nice long Zip post... and just get delightfully 'lost' in it for a while...
So Mom called.... It's seems Molly the 4 yr old Eng Springer Spaniel didn't want to wait for me to show up before opening her present from me... a squeaky ice cream bar! :hubba: From what i understand, Molly has been casing out that particular present for over a week. My Dad caught her a few times sitting in the window seat, investigating the gift gingerly... But Molly knows it's Christmas! About a half hour ago she walked over to the tree... grabbed her present and tore it open right in front of my Mom... and Mom didn't say anything... she just called in Dad from the kitchen and they both watched as Molly went bonkers... LOL
UPDATE: Molly the wonderdog already has the ice cream bar's 'squeaker' rendered 'squeakless' and Dad had to dig the squeaker out of the ice cream bar so Molly won't swallow it! Yikes! Can you just imagine if Molly swallowed her squeaker and it got stuck in her butt? She'd squeak everytime she passed air...