The Original Old Farts Club

[PERCHSLURP802]

Nope
Just trying to perform self oral sex acts on itself

Been there and have interesting results..

I coulda had an mos in sarcasm and manwhoring.

 

[RosterMan]

 

[PERCHSLURP802]

See if itll fit ya. Im betting yes

 

[pute]

Morning OFC. Forecast calls for a cool rainy day here. We got a good shower yesterday as well. Hopefully that is a sign the weather pattern is changing. Hope so my water bill this month is gonna be a killer.

I need to cut the grass before the rain starts. But coffee first.

 

[RosterMan]

Morning OFC. Forecast callsfor a cool rainy day here. We got a good shower yesterday as well. Hopefully that is a sign the weather pattern is changing. Hope so my water bill this month is gonna be a killer.

I need to cut the grass before the rain starts. But coffee first.

Coffee before Claims

 

[ness]

Late start today time to go out to check on the girls.

 

[Unca Walt]

Neato sand sculpture. Amazing.

 

[RosterMan]

Neato sand sculpture. Amazing.

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Never Surrender Walt

 

[RosterMan]

"I asked an elderly man once what it was like to be old and to know the majority of his life was behind him. He told me that he has been the same age his entire life. He said the voice inside of his head had never aged. He has always just been the same boy. His mother's son. He had always wondered when he would grow up and be an old man. He said he watched his body age and his faculties dull but the person he is inside never got tired. Never aged. Never changed.
Our spirits are eternal. Our souls are forever. The next time you encounter an elderly person, look at them and know they are still a child, just as you are still a child and children will always need love, attention and purpose."
This fits so many of us here.

And who is this member he loves to fish and throw em back LOL

 

[pute]

That would be me. I am still a kid at heart but my body bitetches at me daily. Only 2 members on here older that me and when I grow up I want to be just like them.

 

[pute]

It has flat out gotten chilly out....feels great for a change. Come on rain.....

https://weather.com/weather/radar/i...c978369e9d3cd0b82b0687635c3eac1a93cef6931e330

 

[SubmarineGirl]

It has flat out gotten chilly out....feels great for a change. Come on rain.....

https://weather.com/weather/radar/i...c978369e9d3cd0b82b0687635c3eac1a93cef6931e330

We have feels like 103 today not an outside day. I’m in the kitchen. My house smells like garlic again as I have some in that little pot in the oven roasting for perfect garlic bread. Also some stuffed peppers, mushrooms and twice baked potatoes on the menu. The hubby is gonna like that it was to hot today for me to work outside.

 

[WeedHopper]

Ask him if Hopper can come over and eat. I'm hungry.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Of course, there is plenty

 

[Hippie420]

That would be me. I am still a kid at heart but my body bitetches at me daily. Only 2 members on here older that me and when I grow up I want to be just like them.

OK, Walt's one. Is Noah still a member here?

 

[RosterMan]

OK, Walt's one. Is Noah still a member here?

I remember a member Named Dirt
But I assumed Pute was already
Older than Dirt

 

[pute]

Grey Wolf

 

[joeb631a]

"I asked an elderly man once what it was like to be old and to know the majority of his life was behind him. He told me that he has been the same age his entire life. He said the voice inside of his head had never aged. He has always just been the same boy. His mother's son. He had always wondered when he would grow up and be an old man. He said he watched his body age and his faculties dull but the person he is inside never got tired. Never aged. Never changed.
Our spirits are eternal. Our souls are forever. The next time you encounter an elderly person, look at them and know they are still a child, just as you are still a child and children will always need love, attention and purpose."
This fits so many of us here.

And who is this member he loves to fish and throw em back LOL
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[RosterMan]

Wish I knew what he was saying

 

[RosterMan]

@patwi Its you Bro