The Original Old Farts Club
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Morning Gang. Laying here scratching my nuts waiting on coffee. 
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ROSTERMAN
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HaMorning Gang. Laying here scratching my nuts waiting on coffee.
There was a Deli we use to get eggs for breakfast until one day we were stopped at a light in front of it and saw, the guy who makes our food standing in front of deli hand in pants doing a full ball scratch fest , for mins.
Needless to say we never went there again.
Oh left out the funny part
Ball Scratch Deli was it's new name
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Morning OFC. I think I'll just have coffee and leave my balls alone.
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If we all could do that we would not be here
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how do ya all like my new PGA golf shirt?
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Well, unless you cheat by "bleaching" it. Yes folks, believe it or not, this IS a thing! The end must be near!
Bubba
He means it. I havent had a toothbrush for more than a weekend since I signed up here. AND, he evades all know security measures....SO,Nope. Hopper's. Soon as I can find a cheap ride to Spain, I'm gonna broaden my choices.....
everyone, guard your toothbrush, or buy my handy dandy toothbrush insurance...a framable picture with the handle of your toothbrush hanging out of a certain orifice. If that fails, be afraid....very afraid. The horror, the horror.
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time for a fecking coffee break
I think that is a young grizzly. Lucky dude, if mama was anywhere near....On one of my gun forums (they attract a few dandies) someone always brings up, "What's best for bear defense?" Oh brother. Searching the internet you can find pics of the remains of a "bear photographer" with Gigantic Magnum pistol still in its holster. They developed the film that was in the camera and he was photographing young grizzly cubs. Also search you (communist) tube for bears running up trees. A bear can run way, way faster than a human 35-45 mph and they dont even slow down going up trees as far as they wish.
Only defense I can think of is several companions who you can out run, and spray them down with honey before you run. Stole that from a wine cooler commercial!
Bubba
Still looks alive....2 more weeks and add the Cow Bell protocol! sorry, cant help myself.
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Weirdscenes
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That's a real nice shirt.
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well thanks neighbor
at least one member appreciates that the only place to buy this quality of a shirt is at a PGA Clubhouse
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I much prefer the Many Green blazers I have been given over the tour years
Weirdscenes
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Yeah I guess if I had to choose, I'd also prefer to smoke a green blazer
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Sunday!
Sunday!
Sunday!
Shake hands with the devil!
Sunday!
Sunday!
Shake hands with the devil!
