The Original Old Farts Club

[Hippie420]

Teeth? You don't wanna get your manhood or fingers near the mouth of a northern pike! They keep bitin' even after you cut the head off.

The DNR wanted to breed up a new type of fish. They wanted a fish that would fight like a muskie, taste like a walleye, and have the weight of a carp. They called it the Carwalski. Came the big day, they took a tanker full of the fingerlings to the lake and poured 'em in. They drowned.

 

[Caw]

I thought the "original" OFC left this site? Are they back?

 

[pute]

I thought the "original" OFC left this site? Are they back?

No we are all here

 

[Caw]

Strange, because when looking, I'm not seeing those members who used to be here. My understanding is they had been together for like 10 yrs or something.

 

[pute]

All good now. Moving forward following the rules which means no politics! You are welcome here but please abide by our terms of use.

 

[Caw]

I have no problems abiding by the rules. I simply asked where some members were. Not sure how that's political...?

The only real political discussion I've had on here was with you, I believe. And I certainly didnt bring politics up then, just responded to statements YOU wrote. But that's neither here nor there. "Moving forward" as you say...

 

[pute]

Fine and that will be the end of it. Please enjoy the new Passion full of like minded people and growing daily. I have no idea and frankly don't care where those members are. They are gone and the site is at peace. Please enjoy.

 

[WeedHopper]

Good. No politics or drama allowed. Now we can move on,,glad you agree Caw.

PS. Im sure they will pm you and give you an invite to where ever they are if thats what you want.

 

[WeedHopper]

Had to fix my pool pump. Freaking propeller wore out. Pisses me off that they use plastic for a part that needs to be made out of metal. Let me guess where it was made.,,oh wait,who gives a crap,,its still plastic.

 

[user 60606]

Wifee and I have been looking for the best maple syrup we can get online, anyone know of only the best we can have shipped would be appreciated. Seems super markets in and around are stocking a filler base product ... lot of chiiineeese

 

[Hippie420]

Wrong time of year here in the Mitten. Come fall, everybody and their brother will be selling it. Good stuff, too.

Spooky stuff on the idiot box, Old Hen is snoring like a drunken Marine, and my fat, fuzzy cat won't leave me alone. Just another day in paradise, and I wouldn't change a bit of it.

 

[muggles]

Just checking up on you fellow ol' farts. Glad to see everyone is doing well.

 

[Papa Indica]

Wifee and I have been looking for the best maple syrup we can get online, anyone know of only the best we can have shipped would be appreciated. Seems super markets in and around are stocking a filler base product ... lot of chiiineeese

I'd recommend this stuff personally. I'm not sure of any other place to get it but...
https://www.etsy.com/listing/836266...MIotuxn_HE6wIV8suGCh0EuA4FEAQYASABEgJTTfD_BwE

 

[boo]

mornin brother rudie, tonight's snack is half of a mint kit kat bar...

 

[Rudedude]

Good morning brother Boo, I haven't tried the mint Kit Kats. Something tells me I'd like them, lol. Good morning Old Farts, it's another Moanday .......

 

[yooper420]

Good morning my old fart brethren. It be Monday morning, again, which means the youngsters need to get up and to work so that us old retired farts can sleep in and enjoy the fruits of our labors.

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning old bastages. My butt is off for a few weeks. I could actually retire in February. Ill be 65,,but i won't. Ill retire when im dead.

 

[Unca Walt]

Saw a fish in texas they call a grinnell, don't stick your finger it its mouth. Then there are them 300 pound alligator gar i bet it can put up a fight.

Way back in the Olden Days, we useta hunt alligator gar with .22's. They really do look like alligators.

They taste OK, but the eggs are poisonous to human beans.

 

[giggy]

morning everybody, i never ate gar, hear it's like a sucker fish to many bones

 

[WeedHopper]

Never ate gar either. Caught a lot of the nasty bastards but wouldn't eatem. They will feed on anything. Teeth have bad bacteria on them. I kill the bastages and feedem to the turtles.