The wifey is no longer in the dishwasher!

[the chef]

Boy oh boy did i get hit with a super bomb this morning! My woman is so awsome i will no longer put her in the dishwasher! This is what i woke up to... We are going this weekend to get tickets to Jeff Dunham as a x-mas present to each other. Oh And Wait theres more! There are ladies and there's my true Texas lady! When i started this she didn't want to know anything about what i'm trying to achieve as she doesn't smoke, which made it difficult to tell her what was going on. After a few arguments she started asking questions. I talked fer a solid week and she has a better understanding of what i'm trying to do! So i started recently educating her on different scents and aromas as well as medicinal properties in certain strains. Then i turned her on to the attitude so she could see some of the strains i was going to order, some fer me fer the strength and some for her fer the scent and aromas.:holysheep: She told me when i got up to check my acct with the tude:hubba: This is what i found ordered this morn..

Dinafem:mix pack(fem), Paradise seeds:whiteberry, Medical seed co.:bluehell, Greenhouse seeds: the church, G-13:gigabud. Freebies that include this months special, G-13:royal kush, Th seeds:wreckage, Dinafem:royalkush, Dinafem: roadrunner, & Dna Genetics: lemon skunk!:headbang2: :dancing: :clap: She told me this after me kissing her fer a half hour and then sweet bobos:hubba: :heart: and i quote: You need something to do this winter as you don't like to get out in the cold! Is she a hot mama or what! Gonna have some stellar GJ's... gotta finish the ones i got! For those of you who take your wife fer granted or don't have a special someone in your life, let me say this......Bwhahahahah be jealous and she doesn't have a sister! My lady reminds me of 2dog, smokingmom, mojavemama, the hemp goddess and all the ladies in the MP family..ya know....CLASS!

 

[astrobud]

you go chef,you will like the church and lemon haze, thats what i have in jars now, wonderfull stuff:hubba:

 

[the chef]

Ty astrobud, i'm superstoked! I'm into the sweet fruity taste, whats your opinion on what you got jarred?

 

[brushybill]

ok , i admit it , i'm jealous

 

[the chef]

Lol brushybill, thats one fer the "j" catagory.

 

[2Dog]

She sound like an awesome lady u must be treating her right!! love stories like that how romantic...

 

[the chef]

TY mother 2dog, I cook fer her from my heart!

 

[mojavemama]

Treating her right??? Chef???? The poor woman lives in the DISHWASHER, for goodness sakes! She was busy bargaining her way out of the rinse cycle. We see through you, Chef. <G>

Seriously, sounds like you made some absolutely delicious choices, and I know I'll be anxious to follow your grow journal on them!

...as long as you promise to keep wifey out of the doggoned dishwasher from now on!

 

[StoneyBud]

She sound like an awesome lady u must be treating her right!! love stories like that how romantic...

I'll second that! You two sound like newly weds, chef. hehe

Good for you! Keep it hot!

 

[BBFan]

C'mon- you're making this stuff up.

You, my friend, are indeed one very lucky man and should count your blessings.

I consider myself pretty lucky too- Mrs BBFan puts up with a lot of grief from me!

 

[mojavemama]

Well, we'll never know if he's making this stuff up or not. He never lets the hot hot hot wifey out of the dishwasher, and he's fibbing if he says he did. A little birdie told me....<G>

 

[4u2sm0ke]

can i barrow your dishwaher?

 

[tcbud]

You are a lucky man Chef, cherish her....she is golden.

 

[mojavemama]

That's not GOLD you see, TC, that's RUST from being in the dishwasher so long!!!! <G>

 

[IRISH]

sounds great brother Chef. ...

ummm texas? thats no where near the east coast bro.:rofl: :ciao: ...

who is jeff dunham? sheltered life , ya know? lol. lol...

 

[UKgirl420]

fantastic news on the order chef ,,,soon you will have her growing with you ,,,awesome

or she is just that greatful to be let out ,,im with mojave on this ,

 

[mojavemama]

UK, Jeff Dunham is an American ventriloquist and comedian. Very funny. Here's a clip with his famous 'Achmed the Terrorist':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

I believe that's where Chef got the idea to put his wife in the dishwasher to begin with, so he's going to the concert to give Jeff a progress report. Hope Chef remembers to mention the RUST on wifey he's seeing when he lets her out of the rinse cycle. Dastardly Chef, he tells people it's just spray-on-tan.

I say, don't trust a man who hangs out with dead terrorists and advocates death by dishwasher.

 

[the chef]

LOL, ok, mama i'm not going to put her in anymore!, stoney, bbfan, tc bud, smoke, and the lovely uk girl, ty fer droppin in.. You see a couple of weeks in the dishwasher and poof, instant love!

 

[the chef]

Weve been together fer 7 years now!

 

[2Dog]

I have you dubbled...I have been with hubby almost 14 years..time has flown. I will be 30 yo in march...I feel about 23.