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Kupunakane
Guest
Yo Ho Shipmates,
I couldn't help but want to share a bit of humor with you guys.
Subject: The Robot
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of
unusual gimmick His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying
to get him to change.
One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that
he had gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot. It was
no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie Detector. He said it
had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and then he would show her how
t worked.
At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came
in from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late. Both
parents were understandably angry.
'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting
home?', they asked.
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project,' said Tommy.
The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.
'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
went after school.
'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'
'What did you watch?', asked Marsha.
'The Ten Commandments. '
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again
slapped him, knocking him off his chair.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called S*ex
Queen.'
'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'When I was your
age, I never lied to my parents, never tried to see dirty
pictures much less dirty movies, told dirty jokes, nor did
I misbehave.'
The robot walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse
right that not only knocked him out of his chair, but out the
back door and half way across the patio.
When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double
laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that
one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He
is your son!'
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and
literally slapped the crap out of her, not once, but three times. :rofl:
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I couldn't help but want to share a bit of humor with you guys.
Subject: The Robot
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of
unusual gimmick His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying
to get him to change.
One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that
he had gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot. It was
no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie Detector. He said it
had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and then he would show her how
t worked.
At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came
in from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late. Both
parents were understandably angry.
'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting
home?', they asked.
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project,' said Tommy.
The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.
'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
went after school.
'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'
'What did you watch?', asked Marsha.
'The Ten Commandments. '
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again
slapped him, knocking him off his chair.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called S*ex
Queen.'
'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'When I was your
age, I never lied to my parents, never tried to see dirty
pictures much less dirty movies, told dirty jokes, nor did
I misbehave.'
The robot walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse
right that not only knocked him out of his chair, but out the
back door and half way across the patio.
When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double
laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that
one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He
is your son!'
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and
literally slapped the crap out of her, not once, but three times. :rofl:
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