Home of the Old Fart's Club part 2

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  1. Feb 13, 2019 #14521

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    I use to loved pig knuckles , my Dad and I would polish off a big jar in no time at all.
    Now that he has past some time ago, I no longer enjoy them.
    I guess it was one of those Dad moments
     
  2. Feb 13, 2019 #14522

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    I always wanted to raise hogs for meat, but my wife refused
    She said we would have named them and no way would she let me slaughter them
     
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    A bud of mine used to train his to come by name and eat an apple out his hand. When that time came he just called them in and an apple in one hand and a .22 in the other. He could be pretty rednecky.
     
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    I have raised Cickens and rabbits and never had a problem turning them into a meal, and once a calf that I was tricked into help kill.
    Pigs are like dogs, very smart too
    I could never get myself to do it.
     
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    Its a learned thing i guess. When you grow up with it you dont think anything about it. One day you're feeding them and the next they're feeding you.
     
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    If I had too I could
     
  7. Feb 13, 2019 #14527

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    Something clever...

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    Momma says that breakfast yesterday was good enough to do again so here at the redeye house, breakfast happens whenever you cook it...we havin another round of bacon, eggs’n hashbrowns here in the middle of the afternoon...
     
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    Sounds licious
     
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    I have a small plot and always had the idea that I would grow my own meat but as soon as I get any sort of animal my wife gives it a name and that's it I end up with another pet , now we have pet cows , pet chickens , pet sheep and a pet goat and Im still buying meat from the butcher:(
     
  10. Feb 13, 2019 #14530

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    You got a mix of stuff in Let the Good Times Roll, lol. Devil's tit x apricot head, mango x blackrose x apricot head, squish x apricot head, black mamba x apricot head. and sour dubb x BoC x apricot head.
     
  11. Feb 13, 2019 #14531

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    Bluegrasser, you better listen to keef today and everyday. Thanks Keef for reminding the child.

     
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    Uhm excuse me, Devils what ???
    Im shocked
    Another heads up huh ?
     
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    What up Crockett -- Morning I guess !-- I always thought Australia was a cool place but I heard about the snakes and -- I don't do well with snakes !-- We got plenty in Texas but I still don't like them !-- We had a couple acres growing get up and I raised CKNs - Some rabbits - occasional calf -- They were not pets !-- I got those White Rock broiler chick's 25 or 50 at a time and 8 or 9 weeks later they went in the freezer ! -- When I get moved I hope to get me some chickens -- Brahmas or Jersey Giants -- I want 25 lb Chickens -- Big as turkeys !-- I have a smoker and I know how to use it !
     
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    The snakes and spiders are the least of it. They got suicidal roos and lizards that are 6ft long and run on their hind legs. Jellyfish and conefish, and all kinds of mean and nasty things!
     
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    You live by the beach, lol. In Australia they got saltwater crocks that'll come and snatch your dog
     
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    Rose, you have the patience of Jobe
     
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    I ain't Messing with no salt water crocodile!-- The gator I lost the gun fight with wasn't but maybe a meter or a little longer ! -- He wanted a piece of me bad !-- There I am on top the car with an empty pistol !--Dam it was hot !- I let the gator keep the rod and reel !
    Here we got a nice resort beach and I'm on an inner tube out past the breakers -- I was just lighting up what I brought out under my hat when I saw that boat said "Big Shark Research" on the side of it !--- I was finished being in the water !
    Ole Keef didn't need no more tokes !-- U would a been proud of the way I stood up and caught a wave -- I rode that inner tube in like a surfboard -Lost my hat --lighter -weed and cigarettes and was O.K. about it !-- I don't do that anymore !
    Ruined a perfectly good buzz !
     
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    Yeah, but what a rush!
     
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    Nick --I'm a recovering adrenaline junkie -- I don't need an adrenaline rush like that anymore !---
    No more -- Hold my beer and watch this !-
    - I'm almost 65-- I break easy and don't heal as fast as I used to !-- I used to tell them -- If U see me running ?-- U might want to try to keep up -
    - Cause I don't usually be running ! -- There's probably a good reason I'm running !
     
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    Doctor Mind Bender -- Pretty much ended my career in the O.R. !--After my fall he told my boss I had seen too much blood -guts and death for one lifetime and I could no longer be trusted not to freeze up in an emergency !-- I never froze up !-- but --U can't unsee things like the result of a machete fight with no winner !-- Dam that was a mess !-- I was sewing the doc was sewing --blood everywhere !-- I thrived in a madhouse like that !-- I scrubbed surgery on one guy twice -- 1st time his wife stabbed him with a butcher knife -- The next time she emptied a Saturday night special into him-- Shot him 6 or 7 times !-- All over !-- I had to go see him afterwards -- I said -- Dude U should really give the relationship some thought?-- He said -- She loves she just do this when she gets mad !-- Wasn't nothing more I could do !
     
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