Island Of Misfits

[RosterMan]

OK something I wanted to ask all the folks here
Has anyone been following the April 8th solar eclipse that our Gov is preparing for, asking folks to have 2 weeks food and water, Kids getting the day off from school, activating the states National guards, Emergency management Officers will be at the ready. Also many EMTs and AMTs will be on call for this event.
They say it is for public safety reasons due to the fact so many are showing up to witness the event.
I smell Bullcrap

 

[jagwire2010]

What state? I live in Missouri and have not heard anything

 

[RosterMan]

Texas , Arizona, and a few others so far so I heard

 

[RosterMan]

https://oklahoma.gov/oem/home/2024-...,area, arrive early; stay put; and leave late.

 

[jagwire2010]

Yeah, seems fishy to me. For a solar eclipse?

 

[RosterMan]

They may be expecting an EMP event or worse
Solar radiation incoming from the sun focused around the edges of where the moon is shielding the corona . Who knows?
Trust the Gov remember their motto
We are here to help

 

[Hippie420]

I ain't skeret. Seen a few of 'em and nothing bad happened. An eclipse is the least of my worries.

 

[greenmobster440]

I'm in Cleveland. The thing is to happen right above us. The state n local governments are freaking out all around here.

 

[jagwire2010]

I remember one full eclipse and the corona was present during totality. Pretty cool, nothing bad happened

 

[Hippie420]

Weather dude I watch just revised the forecast; 2-4 for most of Michigan, but there was a purple strip going west to east where we'll get 6-8". Guess where that strip goes through? Looks like the Jeep will be getting a workout this weekend.

 

[partyboobs]

Bikini wax is worse

Haha yea the lady parts and and butthole definitely hurt worse!

 

[Jan Borrego]

@Jan Borrego So is your sister from Columbia or just buys good coffee?

She used to live in Costa Rica now her 2 oldest girls are living there going to college. She went to visit them just before coming here

 

[Jan Borrego]

Haha yea the lady parts and and butthole definitely hurt worse!

People wax their butt cracks …ouch

 

[Hippie420]

I went to school with a kid that moved down to Costa Rica for a few years. He worked in one of the big chains of hotels. He was telling me that a man and a woman were visiting from across the pond and had brought what they thought was a boa constrictor back from a jungle walkabout. He told them in quiet terms to please gently take it outside and put it in the grass carefully far away from the parking lot and not to excite it. Turns out, they'd picked up a bushmaster, a totally deadly viper. He let them know after they'd gotten back. He told 'em that if they'd gotten bit, they'd never made it to the hospital.

 

[partyboobs]

People wax their butt cracks …ouch

they do lol

 

[WonkasTHC]

People wax their butt cracks …ouch

Yep, that's how you become a perfect a$shole

 

[Jan Borrego]

I went to school with a kid that moved down to Costa Rica for a few years. He worked in one of the big chains of hotels. He was telling me that a man and a woman were visiting from across the pond and had brought what they thought was a boa constrictor back from a jungle walkabout. He told them in quiet terms to please gently take it outside and put it in the grass carefully far away from the parking lot and not to excite it. Turns out, they'd picked up a bushmaster, a totally deadly viper. He let them know after they'd gotten back. He told 'em that if they'd gotten bit, they'd never made it to the hospital.

I hate snakes

 

[Hippie420]

I love snakes. I hate spiders.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I went to school with a kid that moved down to Costa Rica for a few years. He worked in one of the big chains of hotels. He was telling me that a man and a woman were visiting from across the pond and had brought what they thought was a boa constrictor back from a jungle walkabout. He told them in quiet terms to please gently take it outside and put it in the grass carefully far away from the parking lot and not to excite it. Turns out, they'd picked up a bushmaster, a totally deadly viper. He let them know after they'd gotten back. He told 'em that if they'd gotten bit, they'd never made it to the hospital.

I understand that a big reason that they are so deadly, is the length of their fangs and how deep they inject the venom.

 

[Jan Borrego]

I love snakes. I hate spiders.

I hate spiders too but I don't kill tarantulas. I relocate them because they eat brown recluse which are poisonous. Our tarantulas are not.