The Original Old Farts Club

[Bubba]

wanna smoke some debunked weed?

Yes please!

 

[giggy]

Was wanting to see tonic tonight, but calling for rain. The last thing I need to do right now is get sick.

 

[NewbOldster]

Guarantee if the earth was flat, there would be nothing left on it cause all the cats would have pushed it off the sides.

After they tormented it all to death, of course.

 

[BudSniffer]

We woke up to rain, and nobody can make up their mind, what it's going to do the rest of the day....one says beautiful with blue sky and some clouds, one says rain showers off and on throughout the day...

 

[SubmarineGirl]

I never thought of that!
It would be Jack and Jill fetched a pail water and thats it.

They never said what caused Jack to fall down and break his crown either…. Maybe breaking your crown meant something else back then…

 

[Jan Borrego]

I never thought of that!
It would be Jack and Jill fetched a pail water and thats it.

I think Jill pushed Jack and lost her balance

 

[NewbOldster]

Jack and Jill each took a pill that turned them into each other
Jack called Jill a chauvinist lech, and Jill called Jack his mother

 

[RosterMan]

You can create synthetic gravity using centrifugal force, and demonstrate it in action by holding a large rock over your testicles and then releasing it.

Finally A fellow Scientist answers...........

 

[pute]

Jack and Jill each took a pill that turned them into each other
Jack called Jill a chauvinist lech, and Jill called Jack his mother

Imagination is running wild

 

[Unca Walt]

A 150.

I had a plane pull onto the runway in front of me on final when I was practicing cross winds with my instructor and he said, "Let me have it.", after which he buzzed them closely at full throttle before we went around and made another pass. I hope they soiled their skivvies.

I was flying along with my older son in a Spam Can 152. Got in the pattern at an open field and announced such. Got on short final, and I hear a woman's voice saying she is taking the active.

Sure 'nuff, she was heading for it. So I sez,

"Hey honey, look to your left. That's me on short final."

She: "OMIGAWD OMIGAWD!! I AM SO SORRY!"

 

[boo]

Well, now that I have thoroughly iced my back, I’m going to head into town and pick up some supplies for the weekend and then come back and eat a mushroom or two and mow the yard. I got my tent set up and I’m quite happy with the results. I’ve got a handful of plants in there that were in 4 inch pots for months. They are going through an adjustment. But I am already starting to see some rigidity in the stalks and more flowers developing. Laterz…

 

[Unca Walt]

Boo , somebody would get rich if Bats and Balloons was made into a movie

Bridesmaid Talking Here:

The Cadet -- The Adventures of a New World Pioneer in the 17th Century wuz in the works as a two-part miniseries.

First part would have been the European years until just after the Tulpinwindhandel (Tulip Craze).

Second part would have been in Nieuw Amsterdam.

(*sob*) (*snock*) (*snif*) Them bastages in the NWO gang hadda go release the Yuck Flu. It got shelved, then dropped. (*sigh*)

I don't need money, but I would have given my left nut and a year in hell to have had it made into a miniseries.

Hey, @boo -- Hope you get your Bat and Balloon War copy back. The publisher went tits up during the plandemic. No more hardcover copies. So it is a "limited edition". I only have one.

 

[Bubba]

Well, now that I have thoroughly iced my back, I’m going to head into town and pick up some supplies for the weekend and then come back and eat a mushroom or two and mow the yard. I got my tent set up and I’m quite happy with the results. I’ve got a handful of plants in there that were in 4 inch pots for months. They are going through an adjustment. But I am already starting to see some rigidity in the stalks and more flowers developing. Laterz…

I'm sure you will work it into some fine bud when all is done. I am sticking to a couple mothers in a 2x4, a veg 2x4 and flower in 4x4. No more all three running wild, too much work. In fact, may not need a second 2x4 for veg. awful handy when taking cuts.

Bubba

 

[Unca Walt]

@boo -- Yer back to growin'?

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning everybody, surgery has been approved. Now I have a visit with my heart doctor Monday, so we will see what he has to say.

Let us know what the Doctor says brother.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Bridesmaid Talking Here:

The Cadet -- The Adventures of a New World Pioneer in the 17th Century wuz in the works as a two-part miniseries.

First part would have been the European years until just after the Tulpinwindhandel (Tulip Craze).

Second part would have been in Nieuw Amsterdam.

(*sob*) (*snock*) (*snif*) Them bastages in the NWO gang hadda go release the Yuck Flu. It got shelved, then dropped. (*sigh*)

I don't need money, but I would have given my left nut and a year in hell to have had it made into a miniseries.

Hey, @boo -- Hope you get your Bat and Balloon War copy back. The publisher went tits up during the plandemic. No more hardcover copies. So it is a "limited edition". I only have one.

Wow, a rare book now! I have copies of both that I would be willing to sell for $100 ea............................................................

 

[Unca Walt]

Just got done and I am all shaky. We had a frog-strangler yestiddy and the gutters on the back of The Chateau looked like a fargin waterfall.

So I wrassled out the big stepladder and looked. GAHH!! The gutter was solid pine needles even with the top all the whole length of the house.

Took two hours and a blue ton of cussin'. Herself was an absolute angel as usual moving a big garbage can for me to drop the yechh into (I got about 60% in the can, no more). I'll go back mebbe tomorrow to pick up another garbage canful from the lawn.

Got my left hand cut twice on the flashing. Right through my leather work gloves.

Second shower of the day, and I am gonna go lay down. Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such a day...

 

[SubmarineGirl]

We woke up to rain, and nobody can make up their mind, what it's going to do the rest of the day....one says beautiful with blue sky and some clouds, one says rain showers off and on throughout the day...

Can’t trust the weatherman

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Jack and Jill each took a pill that turned them into each other
Jack called Jill a chauvinist lech, and Jill called Jack his mother

No, you’re mixing it up with todays version where Jack is Jill…

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Just got done and I am all shaky. We had a frog-strangler yestiddy and the gutters on the back of The Chateau looked like a fargin waterfall.

So I wrassled out the big stepladder and looked. GAHH!! The gutter was solid pine needles even with the top all the whole length of the house.

Took two hours and a blue ton of cussin'. Herself was an absolute angel as usual moving a big garbage can for me to drop the yechh into (I got about 60% in the can, no more). I'll go back mebbe tomorrow to pick up another garbage canful from the lawn.

Got my left hand cut twice on the flashing. Right through my leather work gloves.

Second shower of the day, and I am gonna go lay down. Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such a day...

You be careful out there Walt… you know you need to take shake breaks…