The Original Old Farts Club

[user 60570]

Morning OFC. Happy shatterday!

With all the moisture we have had my grass is starting to turn. I think I will get out my mower, change the oil and fire it up. Might even put down the first dose of grub killer.

not me shaggy , imma gonna chase Swede around the kitchen neked and drink coffee and smoke dope

 

[user 60570]

NOT politics. Just shocking announcement from the FBI:

"Sorry, but we just accidentally destroyed the laptop from the pawn shop."

did that really happen?......I am out of the loop....but didn’t the pawnshop owner make copies of the hard drive?

 

[user 60606]

pawnshop owner has passed away of c19 after two bullet holes to the back of the head never received a mask to prevent seepage of virus into his body ..

 

[1sickpuppy]

Howdy folks getting better with the new phone.

 

[Unca Walt]

While we are on the subject of lady drivers... the pilot is a lady pilot-pilot.

 

[Unca Walt]

Whoever was steering the big sumbitch before it went into the canal really was a master. The ship's path made a perfect sketch of a pecker-and-hairy balls:

 

[Unca Walt]

not me shaggy , imma gonna chase Swede around the kitchen neked and drink coffee and smoke dope

When ya gits to be my age, sonny, you'll learn that you don't chase nekkid wimmen around the kitchen...

Ya sneaks up onnem.

 

[pute]

My old lady chases me. Just like the FBI....hasn't caught up to me yet.

 

[Hippie420]

Gotta give her some slack, Walt. She won't be the first or the last to puck a ship up. I remember the old joke about how many captains it took to wreck the Exxon Valdese. The answer? One and a fifth.

 

[pute]

Good night Rudy....enjoy your cookie...hope you stay.

 

[user 60570]

 

[Hippie420]

I was going to take a course about not procrastinating, but I kept putting it off.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Well Then HAPPY BIRTHDAY
NIGHT ALL

 

[pute]

Well post something ya fargin mothers.....it's saturday night and the moon is right.

 

[user 60570]

I will drop a nickel in the jukebox

 

[burnie]

Night gang . Just turned 68......and found out I`m at end stage copd . So in a few months , maybe a year I`ll be disappearing . But I`ve seen it coming since my diagnosis 14 years ago . Justa` matter of time . So if ya` see less of me on here , you`ll know why . I`m ready....say my prayers nightly and ain`t skeered of dieing .
Just wish I was in a lil` better physical shape to enjoy these last months . So I`ll keep fightin` my fight . Y`all keep fighting for the weed !!
peace

 

[pute]

Wow Burnie, nice Birthday present. Sorry to hear but one thing you can count on is we will be here for you. You will most likely still be able to come on here and PLEASE SHARE your thoughts with us. I will be there for ya along with most all on here.

My thoughts are with you bro. Do what the Doc says is best for you and talk to us every single day my friend....Pute

 

[Unca Walt]

Night gang . Just turned 68......and found out I`m at end stage copd . So in a few months , maybe a year I`ll be disappearing . But I`ve seen it coming since my diagnosis 14 years ago . Justa` matter of time . So if ya` see less of me on here , you`ll know why . I`m ready....say my prayers nightly and ain`t skeered of dieing .
Just wish I was in a lil` better physical shape to enjoy these last months . So I`ll keep fightin` my fight . Y`all keep fighting for the weed !!
peace

Peace, brother.

 

[Unca Walt]

Good Lord! Lookit what I found!!!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

More fun if you lead them a bit ...............................

Imagine the fun with ball bearings..............

not me shaggy , imma gonna chase Swede around the kitchen neked and drink coffee and smoke dope

Good idea!

Night gang . Just turned 68......and found out I`m at end stage copd . So in a few months , maybe a year I`ll be disappearing .

Well sh*t brother! Very sorry to hear that, especially that your declining health is preventing you from yucking up your remaining time here pain free. Is there any way we can add solace beyond sending you our healing thoughts and best wishes?

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1