Home of the Old Fart's Club part 2

[Keef]

I wasn't napping !-- U know I ain't like that !-- Where's my pipe ?-- I got a roast needs injecting with brine right about now -- What time is it anyway ?-- 1st things 1st -- Coffee and my pipe-- I wash the outside of the package the roast comes get my Cajun injector out and inject right thru the package -- Put it in a big bowl and back in the fridge -- Put it in the smoker bout this time tommorrow !-- My turn to get smoked right now !

 

[burnin1]

Sounds incredibly delicious. Yum!

 

[Keef]

Top secret ice cream instructions and ingredients !
Step #1 -- put eggnog in clean ice cream machine
Step#2 -- Turn on machine !
Wait !-- U know I can't leave well enough alone ?-- Where dahell is the malt powder ?- Yeah Baby !

 

[Keef]

U know how I get when I get really ripped ?-- Couple days ago I was musing about the cheapest way to build a grow house ?-- I came up with something hard to beat but I can't build it !-- They can make an inflatable bounce house why not an inflatable grow room ?--

 

[umbra]

They make an inflatable cement impregnated tent for use as a field hospital.

 

[Keef]

Yep !-- That would work !-- Inflatable ribs for support -- Air trap between an inside and outside layer provide insulation -- They just need to make a cheap copy of what's in that pic !-- Few of us could afford a field hospital inflatable !-- Something similar though !-- Wonder if they have an inflatables company in Texas !-- Manfacturers will listen to U if they think there is a market !-- Back when I was doing R&D I built a concrete screed for a company in Illinois -- It was powered by a Briggs and Stratton engine --
Problem was vibration was feeding back to the engine causing it to run uneven in a wave pattern -- I needed steady RPM -- I called the B&S people and told them my problem and that we would use thier engine as original manufacturer equipment if we could solve the problem ! They sent a man out who fixed my problem !-- They wanted vibration and when U spin an out of balance shaft U get vibration !- Man made a fortune off the machine !
Back in those days my mentor told me don't waste your time trying to reinvent the wheel -- Sometimes U just can't help yourself !--
Tofu ?-- They doing it all wrong !-- Make that **** outta some southern red beans with some pork in it and that would be some real Tofu!

 

[Keef]

Them inflatable green houses need to come in sections 8-10 ft long where U can add on by just velcro a new section to the old one !-- An end section for AC /electrics/water and such ?-- I can see it ?

 

[oldfogey8]

Two small wins for the old fogey in the last 24 hours. Found a Mason jar with some Buckeye Purple with Boveda 62 packs still pliable. Must be 3 years old? Smooooove smoke and jeepers it is strong. And made brownies with supercharged cannabutter. The batch of butter was pretty weak so I supplemented it with what turned out to be RSO from some hash I made from my ‘old’ stash(a mix of everything I have grown since 2012). The supercharged butter brownie batch is pretty powerful. 130 brownies per batch(about an inch cube). 1 cube is a bit much for me, just how I like it. I needed a win or 2...

 

[Keef]

OF good for U !-- I got a fairly fine buzz working myself tonight !-- I been thinking about something-- If I get to do what I have in mind I'll have 25-50 gallons of used nute water every couple weeks !-- I've grown veggies in it DWC so I know there's plenty left in it !-- I plan to start some blueberry bushes that will soak up some of it and maybe some fruit trees later -- I hate running good nute water down the drain and the wine has to be for personal use -I want nothing to do with the ATF ---So that's out .
I'm looking for something easy I can grow using the used nute water that would add to the bottom line-- Be best if I could use that produce in a MMJ dispensery edible ?-- 'lectric fruit pies ?--- Any ideas about what I could grow that I could use in an edible ?-- I guess if something uses butter or oil we can juice it up ?

 

[Keef]

Want a bite of Eggnog Ice Cream ?-- Yes it is all that !-- I'm need some more eggnog !

 

[burnin1]

This Sativa dominant strain from Humboldt Seed Company has been calling to me. ha ha
Internet info is

• Breeder: Humboldt Seed Company
• Type: Sativa Dominant
• Genetics: Pineapple Trainwreck x Cookie Monster
• Flowering Time: 7-8 weeks
  Yield: Heavy
  Difficulty: Easy
• Scent: Pineapple and creamy vanilla frosting
  Flavor: Slightly tangy with a creme brulee finish
  Effects: A lofty high that won't debilitate you, making it great for a mid-afternoon smoke.
• 
  What gets me is that this says it has a 7 to 8 week finish... pretty good for a sativa dominant strain.

A nursery supplies dispensaries around California with clones of these. I am tempted...
https://darkheartnursery.com/strains/pineapple-upside-down-cake/

 

[Keef]

I hate U too Burnin1!-- pineapples and cream ?--Make me sick !-- 7-8 weeks ?-- That's in my range --Tell me how it turns out--I might need some -- I also have that disease !
Here hold my beer and watch this !-- Famous last words !-- Not tonight I'm off to bed !

 

[Keef]

Morning O.F.C.!-- We gotta do this day whether U like it or not !-- Wake and BAKE waits for no one !-- Do your duty !

 

[umbra]

Good morning OFC. Rain

 

[Keef]

60/72 overcast and grey -- Yo Umbra -- Where might a fellow find some seed to dis here Mimosa ?-- I already looked and couldn't find it !-- What U said about growing medicine and it takes as long for them to finish as it takes ?
Made me start rethinking my strategy !-- Kinda throws a monkey wrench into my head -- I might need 2 blooms ?-- Sativas ?-- Sea of Green -- Flip clones soon as they rooted ? -- Just not sure about so dam much !-- I want to go back to my first grow lesson -- Larry said throw your seed out the back door and don't mow !-- It Ain't that easy Larry !

 

[Keef]

The Gloman be back around bout the 1st !-- I was chatting with him yesterday about how I managed to graduate high school !-- It was back in the day and Lake Conroe in East Texas had just been completed and was becoming a hot spot for water sports !-- The Volunteer Fire Department suddenly needed rescue and recovery divers and recruited me !-- I didn't do homework and skipped school regularly Some of the school counselors were in the VFD and had my back !-- We kinda had an unspoken deal -- I would go into the black water and bring back they dead and they would pass me in school !-- 3 feet down and it's pitch black and U may be tethered to another diver but U alone -- U can't let the fear of the unknown stop U !-- Anything "strange" happen down there ain't nobody gonna believe U anyway !
Found a woman in the ditch on the side of a road -- 30 feet under water !-- My buddy Larry up there had an incident and refused to ever go in the water again !-- In my mind my future was set !-- Graduate high school --get drafted -- Go to the jungle and die !-- It was pretty clear I wasn't no fortunate son !-- I figured U didn't need much of an education to die .

 

[Rosebud]

Good morning All,
I have been without interenet. It is raining here too Umbra. I will be hitting the smoke in a bit. I think a bit of

 

[Keef]

For me it was caps and coffee then some Barney's Farm Nightshade with a BBSL dad -- With a healthy helping of Keif on top !-- It melted down in my weed !-- Still smoking on it !-- Had to put something on top the pipe cause it keeps fuming -- It's that hash !
Been looking for my wrist rocket and bag of marbles I use for ammo -- Probably need to replace the latex tubing !-- I'm fairly proficient with it !-- It's one of the reason they don't bother taking my guns !-- I don't need a gun to create chaos !-- I gotta find that thang !-- After another toke or 2 ?-- I ain't ready to B-Real !

 

[Keef]

Smell that?-- Me and da pork roast getting smoked !-- Someone needs to go check it -- I'm busy with the music -- Little known secret - The music go in the meat and make it better-- We doing Texas music mostly -- ZZ Top -- Sleeping Bag -- I gotsta get paid -- Maybe some SRV later ?-- Been digging Jack White lately too !-- Roast will be in there till tommorrow so we got plenty time to get fairly well smoked ourselves-- Someone needs to put a load of towels in the washer too -- Not it !-- Suns coming out who's gonna mow ?--I said Not it !-- I'm busy !-- Gary Clark Jr. -- Come Together-- He can play !-- Roast won't be ready until tommorrow but this not my first rodeo -- It'll be pretty much perfect !-- Someone needs to make some potato salad -- U want baked beans ?-- I do them right !-- I gotta find someone to help do quality control on my wine !-- I'm on to something with this peach-- Blueberry?-- I own blueberry!

 

[burnin1]

Good afternoon OFC

I have bought Pomegranate wine from a place called "Casa de Fruta". It is surprisingly good.

Sorry about your internet Rose. You are missed when you are not here.

Rain today. We need it.

Stay warm and dry if you can. I am going to open a jar and smoke some.. well a lot of Indica today. ha ha

Take care.