Sloppy Emotions

[pute]

I get the feeling that we were the ones in high school that were always in trouble. We were a suspect the second something went wrong. I was the class clown/prankster. I got kicked out for 3 days at a time more times than I can count. Once for setting off the fire alarm and again for painting "Seniors 68" on the water tower. City thought they had it human proof......I was the first on up there and as far as I know the last one. That was just two of my more colorful pranks.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I get the feeling that we were the ones in high school that were always in trouble. We were a suspect the second something went wrong. I was the class clown/prankster. I got kicked out for 3 days at a time more times than I can count. Once for setting off the fire alarm and again for painting "Seniors 68" on the water tower. City thought they had it human proof......I was the first on up there and as far as I know the last one. That was just two of my more colorful pranks.

LOL
Why do I get the feeling tge second one you did involved explosives ?

 

[yooper420]

My senior year, i got into a fight on my way into the school building. Kicked out for 3 days, great start for the year. That evening my dad got a call from the other kids dad, they knew each other. He was complaining about me picking on his son, he was a junior. Dad turned to me and I told him he said he was gonna kick my behind and besides that he was about 3 or 4 inches taller then me. He had a black eye, a bloody nose and a split lip. The mofo never hit me.

 

[WeedHopper]

Fking trouble maker. I was a Saint but the mean old bastards put me in Prison twice anyway. They were picking on me.

 

[pute]

Fking trouble maker. I was a Saint but the mean old bastards put me in Prison twice anyway. They were picking on me.

I am the same.....I never did anything wrong....just having fun. Kind of like here.....

 

[WeedHopper]

Lying old bastard.

 

[user 60570]

I met all the girls and had me a few

 

[pute]

So, on another of my more colorful moments. I was caught chewing gum and talking in class. Teacher made me stand up in front of the class and fess up to my wrong doings......so....

I stood up and started out..... MY NAME IS DAVE AND I AM A ALCOHOLIC.....the whole class just erupted with laughter.

Quick trip to the principal's office for that one.....but it was funny.

 

[yooper420]

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Thank you for the pictures. You are a beautiful lady. I'm proud to know you.

 

[Shiloh]

Didn't come here looking for romance. Just got carried away. I shouldn't have.

 

[pute]

Oh, yes you should have. We want more.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Man Big slice

 

[pute]

^^^^^ya mean the girl?????

 

[sharonp]

I must be smoking the wrong strain.

 

[pute]

I must be smoking the wrong strain.

I think we are all smoking the wrong strain.....this thread should be "A Clockwork Orange". After you see it you are left with....W T F was that?

 

[Hippie420]

It did kinda go Twilight Zone there for a minute.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[ROSTERMAN]

It did kinda go Twilight Zone there for a minute.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD

 

[Shiloh]

Nm

 

[Bubba]

So, on another of my more colorful moments. I was caught chewing gum and talking in class. Teacher made me stand up in front of the class and fess up to my wrong doings......so....

I stood up and started out..... MY NAME IS DAVE AND I AM A ALCOHOLIC.....the whole class just erupted with laughter.

Quick trip to the principal's office for that one.....but it was funny.

in Jr High we had a "guidance counselor" (7th & 8th grade) Mr. Allen. Now Mr. Allen was a rather large man, not tall but fat. He drove a big black car full of empty donut boxes. He also had metal taps on his shoes. Thinking back, he was likely some nut case.

If you got in trouble, you were told to stand out in the hall. OK, piece of cake. Then you hear the taps coming as he drags his heels walks up to you and says "I'm going to jack you up." For your first offense, he grabbed your hand and twisted it palm up. With the other hand he took out a paddle, you know a wooden paddle but short enough it was in his suit jacket somewhere. 3 hard smacks (would love to have that lawsuit) on the hand. And I mean he put his all into it!

On the following offenses you got taken to the nurses room and put your hands on chair back while he whaled on you with a full size, hole drilled in it and everything, wooden paddle. He could flat lift you off the ground. Don't ask how I know all this...

Bubba