The Original Old Farts Club
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good morning earl birds , ya all get the worm , right?
someone told me that the second mouse always gets the cheese
monday monday , moar painting caulking weed pulling and watering a garden who’s soil has a lot of sand so it takes a couple hours to give everything a good soaking
speaking of soaking , has anyone heard if the Cork Soakers Union #69 is doing any hiring? ……..nothing like soaking a cork the union way
coffee and leftover blueberry pie with a fat hooter of diesel x Kush and moar coffee and then I am gonna think seriously about doing something today
someone told me that the second mouse always gets the cheese
monday monday , moar painting caulking weed pulling and watering a garden who’s soil has a lot of sand so it takes a couple hours to give everything a good soaking
speaking of soaking , has anyone heard if the Cork Soakers Union #69 is doing any hiring? ……..nothing like soaking a cork the union way
coffee and leftover blueberry pie with a fat hooter of diesel x Kush and moar coffee and then I am gonna think seriously about doing something today
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Shitdamnhellpissfartpoop. That got me all chokey.
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Unca Walt
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Four guys were brought before a judge. He requested the occupation of each.
First Guy: "I am a cork soaker -- I soak corks before they go in wine bottles."
Second Guy: "I am a Coke stacker -- I stack cases of soda."
Third Guy: "I am a sock tucker -- I tuck a pair of socks in each pair of new shoes."
Fourth Guy: "Oh, Judgie! These guyth have me tho confused!"
Gotta puff before you pass to Giggy, he’s a bogart. Puff puff puff passMy mistake giggy. Kick back and enjoy you old fart pass puff pass.
good morning ness. Good luck at the doc and have fun shopping
Gotta puff before you pass to Giggy, he’s a bogart. Puff puff puff pass
Puff puff puff pass back at you SubG. Doctor appointment gets me out of the house. It's a scary thing.
You can do it
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Morning OFC. Another Moanday.
Hopper are you ok....lots of rain down yer way.
No walk today. Like Big to much going on. Peas and beans are played out in the veggie garden. Everything else is going crazy....no food shortage here.
Hopper are you ok....lots of rain down yer way.
No walk today. Like Big to much going on. Peas and beans are played out in the veggie garden. Everything else is going crazy....no food shortage here.
At age 61 I sat down and figured out how to retire at age 62. With the average age at that time being 78 years old, I figured the five years I gained in retirement was 30% of what was left............... I am now past 78 and still going but feel my age in places like my back.
Good luck at the doc's my dear!Morning Old Farts. It 72 degrees 83 hum. 70% rain this afternoon. I have a Doctor's appointment today at 11:30. So after seeing the Dr. I'll do some kind of shopping.
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Got our first snow in the mountains over the weekend. Pikes Peak got about 3".... Here it comes.
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Cash or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet ,I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
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WALT! You missed a perfectly good opportunity to chime in with your "potty ring around your arse" speach!
