The Original Old Farts Club

[pute]

Cross between an American Eskimo and Pomeranian.

 

[Hippie420]

Reminds me of my wedding night.

 

[user 60606]

 

[pute]

Reminds me of my wedding night.

Bwahahaha.....I forgot....

 

[Rudedude]

Good morning OFC, It's Christmas Eve Day.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Reminds me of my wedding night.

It's important to start the relationship off right!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

 

[Drifting13]

G'Morning, y'all. It's time to put the plants away, again till Sunday. Finish small shed on side of house. And I'm burning daylight...'

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Reminds me of my wedding night.

Which one is you and which is your husband?
Not that there is anything wrong with that as Jerry S would say................

 

[ROSTERMAN]

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The rarely seen Buck F**K , I have only heard tails (lol) from my poppa that this actually happens.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Cross between an American Eskimo and Pomeranian.

Well makes sense the indigenous circumpolar peoples have been know to have very small genitally so I can see it.

 

[Hippie420]

Which one is you and which is your husband?
Not that there is anything wrong with that as Jerry S would say................

I don't swing that way, but you're welcome to.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I don't swing that way, but you're welcome to.

I know that, Just fooking with ya
Merry Christmas

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I came up with a new solution to social distancing
I have not showered since the Virus was released by China, and boy do I stink
I stink from 25 ft away so............................... I have been testing my theory out lately
No one will come anywhere near me closer than 15 ft so I am Good.
Kinda like once you beat the smell you have it licked I guess.

 

[Unca Walt]

So, my dog Zoie has been watching me post here the last few days. The more she watched I noticed every time Roster posted she did this.....go figure...

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"SOOON...:

 

[Unca Walt]

Bwahahaha.....I forgot....

Took me twelve years to find which arm it's under.

 

[Unca Walt]

OH HAY!

My sons came over for an early Christmas (one lives 50 miles north, the other 50 miles south). Herself arranged this because both of them have to work Christmas.

Well, we really all got together to set Scotty up. Puck bought him an honest-to-Bannockburn kilt, I got him a leather sporran (worn in front) and gave him my antique skean dhu, his momma got him a 17th century-style Scottish shirt and sox.

Here he be (ya can't see the shank in his right sock):

He said he was going to show up at the horsepistol dressed thataway. But with a tam -- not an elf hat.

 

[Unca Walt]

We gots snow down here! At 82F

 

[user 60606]

put your mind inside your heart, and quit thinking what others want you to think from the downpouring of the world these next few days .. be blessed guys

 

[Rudedude]

Enjoy the night OFC and have a very Merry Christmas Eve! I'm off to eat a cookie and smoke pot.